Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


All Members are welcome once more.

Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.

In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.

All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.

[supersuezy24]

Evening all :)
Just home from a lovely dinner out. Hope you are all well?x

[ttfn]

There is a twin? Thudddddddd

[Lie-in King]

Thank you Miss Ena, most amusing. May I say that it is with "mountain" excitement that we await your next witticism?

Another flagon, perhaps...

[ladyalex]

Twin Lie-ins...sounds fun.

Hello supersuezy. Enjoy your grub ?

[ladyalex]

Danger, Lie-in. Don't mess with Ena.

Alexanderd did once and he ended up in casualty.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss Suezy - please allow me to buttle you a flagon of "Thud & Blunder" - I can assure you that it contains NO petrol (or rat, for that matter)

[ttfn]

Thank you Maj, one aims to please, you aim too please.
Hello Suezy - did you have a pleasant dinner (grub is such a common word).

[Lie-in King]

Nay, m'lady - I believe he once appeared ON "Casualty" as "man on stretcher"...

[supersuezy24]

Dinner was delicious. I am absolutely stuffed now. Now where are the cocktails?x

[alexanderd]

LadyA that was matron sticking needles where she shouldnt

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou but I prefer to be with people to whom I have been introduced. But I would like another drink.

[supersuezy24]

Yes please to the petrol and rat free cocktail ;)

[ladyalex]

Perhaps, Maj, but if I were you I'd rather not take the chance...
She's started in on me now, see, grub, common indeed...perfectly U in MHO.

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - may I ask when you wish to perform your raffling duties? I shall ensure your plinth is buffed for the announcement...

[ttfn]

Thank you Alex. What a true gentleman you are, always laying the blame where it is due x

[ladyalex]

If you get buffing, I'll get drawing!

[Lie-in King]

There we are, Misses Suezy & Daisy - delicious tailcocks

[slinky.kate]

shaking white pillowcase in the air(bones clicking)higgulty piggulty,my once friend maj,tremble like thunder ,shake like lightning,pissed like the rain,you heathan monkey,you have been unkind to me tonight,ROMANCE NOW OVEEEEERRRRR.&$%^^££"&(^&

[TonyV]

got them lady - would you like one now?

[Lie-in King]

My pleasure, m'lady...