Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


All Members are welcome once more.

Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.

In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.

All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.

[slinky.kate]

ok maj.til next week,x x x x

[Lie-in King]

But of course, m'lady :-))

(ears like a bat, that one)

[ttfn]

Kate, calm down dear. Did I not refuse to divest myself to him behind that screen? What sort of woman do you think I am?

<<Dear Lord, please don't make Kate answer that question, ah men!>>

[DaisyNonna]

Why do tom cats have such a bad reputation?

[ladyalex]

I think we had better draw a veil over your last question, Ena.

Daisy, are you feeling quite well, dear ?

[TonyV]

ttfn - sorry about your coughing, do you need a slap on the back? Totally padded mentally - bodily i'm not to sure.

[Lie-in King]

Apologies, m'lady, I had to nip out for a moment...

...Another flagon, Miss Daisy

[DaisyNonna]

Yes thankyou milady. Just disappointed with your butler.

[Lie-in King]

Was I in error in thinking that the mention of veils was frowned upon, m'lady? Something about a dance, I believe?..

[alexanderd]

Mr Buttle I assure you my tandem had its MOT just last year and is perfectly roadworthy apart form the front brake which I never use anyway

[slinky.kate]

i'm not pinching any more of tony's chips,i am covered in brown sauce,

[ttfn]

Daisy, because they are only half religious. Let us spray.
Tony, I am fine but thank you for your enquiry.

I am leaving now before there is any more trouble. When Matro is here I stay to the end and help 'tidy' the cellar. Yes, indeed.

Thank You Lady Alex, not sure for what, but I was brought up with excellent manners.

Maj, you have tried very hard tonight, well buttled on balance. I think you may have a lot of ground to recover when mamya reads the minutes ;)

To my fellow guests, have a safe journey home and a pleasant remainder of the weekend.

Bless you all (especially MY Alex ♥) lol

Au revoir

[ladyalex]

I think we should all have another drink and something to eat. I feel hypoglycaemia may be kicking in.
A dance would be a most excellent idea too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC3zJZDPkq4

[Lie-in King]

If it won't alarm Miss Ena unduly, Miss Kate, I shall attend to the stainage immediately

[slinky.kate]

right shall we heave ho alex,i will just clingon to you,anchors awaaaaayyyyyy'''''

[ladyalex]

Good night Ena. Sleep well.

[alexanderd]

Goodnight dear Ena and enjoy the golfing tomorrow shoukd be an exciting finish,Alex
xx

[DaisyNonna]

Please, could you provide me with a Dashing White Sergeant?

[ladyalex]

Certainly, Daisy..Now the fiddler's ready....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC3zJZDPkq4

Step it out and step it in!

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, Miss Daisy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jucWM0vq1M