Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.
In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.
All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.
Tony, that would be an interesting diversion, not yet tried I believe. Please come with all the requisite padding you surely will need. Her ladyship is not above foul play in mho <<cough cough>>.
...There, there, kinky!! Soon as matron's back, I'll be free, free to join you in the corner again! I've missed your company tonight, but was forced against my will to buttle my fingers to the bone! You know how fierce m'lady & matron can be... Until next time, then? ♥ x