Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


All Members are welcome once more.

Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.

In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.

All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.

[ladyalex]

snap!

Brings back memories!

[Lie-in King]

"Snap" indeed, m'lady and though I have never attempted such a thing myself, it looks most...diverting

[ladyalex]

Well, the time has come for me to go to bed. (Clutching my raffle prize, of course).

Thanks for all the laughs and see you all next week, if we're spared.
ladyalex :-))

[ladyalex]

Just before I go...if you haven't done a Dashing White Sergeant, Maj, you've never lived!
Much more fun than an Eightsome reel (too many steps to remember) or a Strip the Willow (just too boisterous) . Even better than a Gay Gordons as you get 2 partners rather than 1.

If you're ever north of the border, make sure you have a go. (And you get to Heooch too!)

[alexanderd]

Goodnight Lady A and sleep tight I took the liberty of putting the warming pan in the bed in Matrons absence

[Lie-in King]

Good night, m'lady. I shall take this opportunity to thank you for the privilege of buttling your pile.

Please be assured that I shall lock up to within the remaining inch of my life.

[DaisyNonna]

Totsiens. Somnia dulcia.

[ladyalex]

Thank you both so much for all your kindnesses.

Never has my pile been so expertly buttled, or my warmer so tenderly inserted.

[Lie-in King]

Alas (?, hmmm), I've never indulged in any of the above...

[ladyalex]

Only real men heeooch.

[Lie-in King]

Goedenacht, Miss Daisy

[Lie-in King]

It even looks a painful word...

[DaisyNonna]

x

[Lie-in King]

Right, I believe that's everyone out! The place is sealed tighter than a drum, so no trying to break in, please.

Good night everyone, see you elsewhere, no doubt :-)

[alexanderd]

goodnight your Maj looks like we are having an early night. Dont worry I will get out of the cellar window see you soon
Alex

[TonyV]

Lady - thanks once again for you opening your house. "Lie in" did brlliant job keeping everyone topped up - don't tell him but you put this florin as a topup to his wages. Well I will stagger home and hopefully enjoy your company next weekend - was going to suggest a barby - but weather will not play
http://www.metoffice....orecast_weather.htmle
lucky I had ipad with me

[DaisyNonna]

How can a narrow hill or ridge be sealed tight?

[alexanderd]

come on Daisy I will see you safely home.

[DaisyNonna]

Promises, promises. Race you to the bathroom.x

[TonyV]

ladies - follow my tallow