Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening to all or members.

I am delighted to be back after my unexpected but very pleasant stravaig to the East Neuk, a calm yet mysterious place full of artists and small people in wet suits.
I will, however, resist giving a talk on my experiences there.
Any other volunteers for tonight's entertainment should report to a Committee member at their convenience.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include :

four socks, two pink two blue

a roll of elastoplast

a tin of chopped tomatoes

and six safety pins


I should also say that, Hurricane Irene permitting, I am off to Massachusetts on Monday to see the son-and-heir (and the Kentucky fiddler). Lordalex and I will not be returning for 3 weeks, so I would be obliged if Mamyalynne or alexanderd or any other club stalwarts would fill the breach. I'll leave the keys in their usual place and look forward to regaling you all with tall tales of the goings on in the Wild West when we return.

[ladyalex]

You've brought a tear to my eye, DT. What a bard!

Evening Daisy. Thanks for the prizes.
Hope I win the braces. Lordalex would love them...and they would go with his hair.

[albaqwerty]

DT nice to see yer awf again:)

Matron, hope Alfie reponds well to his tincture

The table in the lower hall is groaning under the weight of food and the bowl of punch is overflowing (sorry about the extra nice triangles)

[ladyalex]

extra nice triangles of what, alba ?

What's the latest update on Alfie ?

[albaqwerty]

the ice cubes melted and reformed in the freezer milady. Apologies :)

[giveup]

I heard a rumour that tonights entertainment was the Chippendales. So what is that pile of old furniture. Have we been conned?

[DTCwordfan]

the trouble was the shapes they re-froze in, not that pretty......

[ladyalex]

That's OK, alba. I like ice.

These volly vonts are rather moreish.
Taste like another of Mamya's special recipes.

[DTCwordfan]

the conned-domme machine is also empty.....you wouldnt know anything about the ice cubes, give up?

[albaqwerty]

could have been worse DT, could have been worse :D

[Mamyalynne]

He is demanding a lot of attention and I have been busy elsewhere with the masking tape - don't ask!!

I love the ode DT, they get better each week.

[albaqwerty]

I must tootle for now, Hope all goes well with everyone xxx

Milady hope you both have a lovely time and safe trip x

Matron, little gentle hugs for Alfie xx

[ladyalex]

Gosh you are being a woman of mystery tonight, Mamya.
Cracked Pane, don't ask and masking tape, don't ask....imagination now working overtime...

[Mamyalynne]

Night Alba, all will be well am sure.

Milady - cack handed glazier, sigh!!

[ladyalex]

Bye alba. A short visit tonight.

All is explained now, Mamya.
Rude mechanicals.

[polar-bear]

Good Evening All. Hope all are well. For the raffle I have a broken rotary dryer.
Enjoy your trip acoss the pond Milady.

[DaisyNonna]

Whilst you were away I took the liberty of airing out some of the attics. Found a great many paperbacks which had somehow escaped the ravages of those pretty little creatures with tails an whiskers. Perhaps we could arrange a Daimler shoe and sandal canvas. Think I might have got that a bit wrong. Another cracked pane please.

[Mamyalynne]

we could grow a rambling rose up that PB, do have a 'Cracked pane'

[polar-bear]

I'd love a "cracked pane" - a large one after the day I've had.

[Mamyalynne]

Coming right up, gosh so many of us have had a poor day, things can only improve.

Used to have a Daimler.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh dear PB. Anything we can do to help?