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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open
Good evening to all or members.
I am delighted to be back after my unexpected but very pleasant stravaig to the East Neuk, a calm yet mysterious place full of artists and small people in wet suits.
I will, however, resist giving a talk on my experiences there.
Any other volunteers for tonight's entertainment should report to a Committee member at their convenience.
Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include :
four socks, two pink two blue
a roll of elastoplast
a tin of chopped tomatoes
and six safety pins
I should also say that, Hurricane Irene permitting, I am off to Massachusetts on Monday to see the son-and-heir (and the Kentucky fiddler). Lordalex and I will not be returning for 3 weeks, so I would be obliged if Mamyalynne or alexanderd or any other club stalwarts would fill the breach. I'll leave the keys in their usual place and look forward to regaling you all with tall tales of the goings on in the Wild West when we return.
Good evening to all or members.
I am delighted to be back after my unexpected but very pleasant stravaig to the East Neuk, a calm yet mysterious place full of artists and small people in wet suits.
I will, however, resist giving a talk on my experiences there.
Any other volunteers for tonight's entertainment should report to a Committee member at their convenience.
Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include :
four socks, two pink two blue
a roll of elastoplast
a tin of chopped tomatoes
and six safety pins
I should also say that, Hurricane Irene permitting, I am off to Massachusetts on Monday to see the son-and-heir (and the Kentucky fiddler). Lordalex and I will not be returning for 3 weeks, so I would be obliged if Mamyalynne or alexanderd or any other club stalwarts would fill the breach. I'll leave the keys in their usual place and look forward to regaling you all with tall tales of the goings on in the Wild West when we return.
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Good evening Milady, a good time had by the sounds of it, will endeavour to take the helm with my trusty band of helpers (trusty is stretching it a bit, but am a kind soul)
For the wiffle:
Blue glass rolling pin
a sieve with holes
half box of radox.
This weeks guest tailcock is 'Cracked Pane' - don't ask !!
For the wiffle:
Blue glass rolling pin
a sieve with holes
half box of radox.
This weeks guest tailcock is 'Cracked Pane' - don't ask !!
I am looking forward to sampling a Cracked Pane.
Thank you for lending a hand , yet again. What would we do without trusty retainers ?
A good time was indeed had in the East Neuk. It certainly did not involve wet suits as far as lordalex or I were concerned, but it was fun to watch the frozen few frolicking in the Forth.
Gosh, I can alliterate when I put my mind to it!
Thank you for lending a hand , yet again. What would we do without trusty retainers ?
A good time was indeed had in the East Neuk. It certainly did not involve wet suits as far as lordalex or I were concerned, but it was fun to watch the frozen few frolicking in the Forth.
Gosh, I can alliterate when I put my mind to it!
Um....hello. New here - to the club anyway, but I'm only just 50 - can I join? I was going to offer a magnun of Bolinger Champagne, and a 1kg box of handmade Belgian chocolates, or a £100 voucher for M&S, or a portable DVD player, but instead you might like these, a pair of slippers, they are odd colours and sizes, both left feet, but there IS two of them...a box of out of date slug pellets and a coat-hanger with no hook.
As it is a Bank Holiday weekend......
One IOU signed Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling
One used House of Commons paying in receipt, signed by the Lord Chamberlain and marked Corruption Payments - name your so-called asset. No amount less than £2000"
One Bank of England wastepaper basket (full)
One broken Mervyn King tennis racket
A Fred the Shredder (broken) for the unwanted mail
A ream of bank paper headed "Nit West"
£100 equivalent of Libyan Dinar, Qadaffi's face superimposed by Berlusconi
Sixteen million Euros of Greek Bonds marked triple A
A £10 note with King Charles III printed on it.
A Northern Rock branch in Beamish.
One IOU signed Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling
One used House of Commons paying in receipt, signed by the Lord Chamberlain and marked Corruption Payments - name your so-called asset. No amount less than £2000"
One Bank of England wastepaper basket (full)
One broken Mervyn King tennis racket
A Fred the Shredder (broken) for the unwanted mail
A ream of bank paper headed "Nit West"
£100 equivalent of Libyan Dinar, Qadaffi's face superimposed by Berlusconi
Sixteen million Euros of Greek Bonds marked triple A
A £10 note with King Charles III printed on it.
A Northern Rock branch in Beamish.
