Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening to all or members.

I am delighted to be back after my unexpected but very pleasant stravaig to the East Neuk, a calm yet mysterious place full of artists and small people in wet suits.
I will, however, resist giving a talk on my experiences there.
Any other volunteers for tonight's entertainment should report to a Committee member at their convenience.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include :

four socks, two pink two blue

a roll of elastoplast

a tin of chopped tomatoes

and six safety pins


I should also say that, Hurricane Irene permitting, I am off to Massachusetts on Monday to see the son-and-heir (and the Kentucky fiddler). Lordalex and I will not be returning for 3 weeks, so I would be obliged if Mamyalynne or alexanderd or any other club stalwarts would fill the breach. I'll leave the keys in their usual place and look forward to regaling you all with tall tales of the goings on in the Wild West when we return.

[ladyalex]

Swipe me how glitterin' Mamya...a Daimler....how posh!

I had a micra once.

Hello Polar bear. Any news of the iceberg yet ? I do feel for you .

[DaisyNonna]

I had a VW Beetle with a Monza racing exhaust. Not the most reticent of cars.

[potiche]

Is there a B&Q in Harlow?

[polar-bear]

The cracked pane has cheered me up. We had a fiat strada. We called it Luigi

[DTCwordfan]

now what is this about daimlers on ice - just watching the Comedy Prom and that is about as cracked up, but brilliant.......Russell Brand at his best.

[DaisyNonna]

PB Did it have skis instead of wheels?

[DTCwordfan]

and Tim Minchin

[potiche]

Right, I'll make that rhetorical .......no, there's an H and an A and......... Platinum member? That reminds me of another joke.......

[polar-bear]

No DaisyNonna just wheels. Four of them I think.

[ladyalex]

HAve you strayed in here, potiche ?

You are very welcome, but I doubt you will find the answer to your question here....

[ladyalex]

My sincere apologies , potiche . You are clearly at home here.

[vallaw]

I feel honoured to address you milady. Your liegefolk were kind enough to welcome me in your absence last week so tonight I come prepared with tribute, For the raffle I have two farls, 3 bouquets garnis of rosemary and bay and a cat's whisker.

[DaisyNonna]

DT Does Russell Brand have a best?

[ladyalex]

Welcome, vallaw. I'm always pleased to see another varlet or three.
Thank you for the prizes.
Hope i win the bouquets garni.

[potiche]

Let's say I floated in.......much nicer than straying, fun to find you all& good to know there's a safe place for us all but....... have to go, have fun girls x

[giveup]

Thank you for a lovely evening, the Cracked Panes were delicious. Am filling a hot water bottle and off to bed. Must have caught a chill when I swam in the moat. Good luck in the States ladyalex. Do bring something nice back for the riffle.

[DaisyNonna]

I say Mamya. These panes are cracking! May I have another? The volleys should be vaunted too.

[vallaw]

Far be it from me to question the hierarchy, but is Massachusetts really the Wild West?

[Mamyalynne]

No bother stocks are now replenished.

Hope I win the cat's whisker, my radio is on the blink.

[ladyalex]

Good night , potiche and giveup.

Well, vallaw, Massachusetts is certainly East of Elie...