Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is Now Open


Good evening and welcome to all our members.

I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.


There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.

As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:

a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum


I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.

[Lie-in King]

The TV room is now open for viewing the multifarious delights offered by the Premier League - that's Association Football m'lady, Matron...

[alexanderd]

Mr Butler, you can have my snapped shoelace, I cant bend down far enough to fasten laces, even snapped ones

[Mamyalynne]

Velcro is the way now Alex.

Shall I bring a tray through at half time??

[Lie-in King]

Your magnanimity is rightly legendary, Master alex - shall you be availing yourself of a seat in the TV room? I have placed a large vat of tailcocks & sundry snacks there...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while I'm here else help yourselves, they're lovely!

[alexanderd]

I shall indeed your maj though my team is not playing till Monday night this week!!! I shall join you shortly if not sooner. Good night M, Lady if you have left when we return

[DTCwordfan]

time to depart - I am to be in front of the goggle box early to watch the second and third games of booting the bladder from the Land of the Long White Cloud, so i will dip, bow and scrape to all still present and bade ye, goodnight.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight DTC, sleep well and enjoy the sport xxx

[ladyalex]

Back again!

But only to say, good night all.
Lovely to be back amongst fiends.
See you all next week, if we're spared.
:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Milady, beds are turned down and the heating bottles are warming the fresh sheets xxx

[ladyalex]

You spoil us, Matron...

[DaisyNonna]

Before you disappear Puss, could I please have my coat found? Chilly on the broom tonight. Will be wathching my team at my son's house tomorrow. Need to get back to my book and Scotch now.

[Mamyalynne]

I will get your coat Daisy, the boys have bolted the TV room door - would you like a hot diggity dog for the journey??

[DaisyNonna]

Please Mamya. Sweet dreams.

[Mamyalynne]

Night sweetheart xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are closing everyone, any unclaimed raffle prizes may be claimed next week od production of a valid ticket.

Sleep well and see you all next week.