Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is Now Open


Good evening and welcome to all our members.

I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.


There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.

As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:

a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum


I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.

[albaqwerty]

ssssh I'm saying nowt.

[Lie-in King]

I'm unsure, m'lady, due to the poor lighting. The screecher ran past me at a fair old lick, but I would swear that they were very nearly wearing a dress

[DTCwordfan]

oh can I wear it?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they've got no twigs in, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

not me then still in my romper suit has gone chilly here

[Lie-in King]

Certainly sir - if you can catch it...

[giveup]

Will have to leave now am having technical problems.I dont suppose the butler spilt a drink on my machine, its acting very oddly. Thank you for a lovely evening hate to leave while the drink is still flowing. Goodnight all.

[ladyalex]

good night give up.
If you win anything in the raffle, I'll keep it for you....heh heh heh !

[ladyalex]

Very nearly wearing a dress.....holding one then, was it ?

[Lie-in King]

Your coat, Miss giveup - sorry to see you leave so early.

I can of course assure you that I never spill alcohol...

[polar-bear]

Good Evening All, just a flying visit tonight. For the waffle I have half a bottle of South American gin.

[Lie-in King]

"Half-on, half-off" would be nearer the mark, m'lady.

Or indeed, nearer the knuckle...

[ladyalex]

Hello polar...every visit is a pleasure, even short ones....

(Hesitate to ask again, but any word of the iceberg ?)

[Mamyalynne]

Night Giveup xxx

Heello PB all drinks and nibbles available, do help yourself.

[ladyalex]

so, LIK, you think you saw someone wearing an off-the-knuckle dress?

Where might one purchase such a garment ?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss bear - your gin & coat for a house tailcock, I thang yew!

[flump1]

Lie-in king, many thanks for the hiding of the much loved and flea ridden poncho, a tailcock would be appreciated.
Mr DT, oh to see me in prose was........and I can not recall the last time I flickered.....how lovely, many thanks.
Lady Alex, dare I confess.he he he the 4711 would not have been a full bottle if my digits behaved and opened the blooming thing !! So I hope whoever wins it has more luck with stoppers than me. x

[alexanderd]

they used to sell off-the-knuckle jackets in Burtons but dont think they ever sold dresses.

[Lie-in King]

If I may, Master alex - why were you looking for dresses in Burtons?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em to dull the inevitable pain of the rofl, they're lovely!