Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is Now Open


Good evening and welcome to all our members.

I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.


There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.

As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:

a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum


I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while I've got 'em, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

Where is that butler ?

We need more tailcocks over here.

It was the patters I was sorry for, giveup...not to mention the X-ray oglers....now there is a job I'd have to be paid an awful lot to do...

[ladyalex]

oops, spoke too soon.
Another Scutluxe*, my man and be sharp about it !

[Lie-in King]

Sharpening up, m'lady, sharpening up...

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I say we arrive back sharp tongued Milady have you picked up the Yankee manner??
Did you hear that Garfield has to be locked in his shed now??

[albaqwerty]

Had to taste the jam milady to see if was personable. :)

[DTCwordfan]

so welcome back from the land of Nasa, Boeing and Lockheed.

My raffle prizes have a space theme pertaining to the hunks of metal up there:

one of the twenty-six pieces off the satellite last night
one broken satellite dish - rusted
one toilet seat from the Intl Space Station - risks floating away
one Amstrad tuner signed Lord Sugs
A skip of my mother's metal junk
one bucket, three coat hangers and a jar of Marmalade for building a Sat
one TV Monitor from the Houston Space Centre
one film of Colonel Gadaffi in his shower filmed from a Cameron satellite.
one used ticket to Luton, considered as a satellite of London.
one dustbin of metal bits that Hoover have vacuumed up from space (but probably dud bits for their washing machines).

[Mamyalynne]

Personalised jam whatever next, I believe Milady does a good chutney - not that I have ever seen her in the kitchen.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Master DT - one large tailcock, sir, while I hide your coat - m'lady has asked me to be quick off the mark, sir

[giveup]

Finding things rather tedious this evening, internet so slow almost stopped.Talk talk might benefit from a couple of tailcocks if the butler can tear himself away from the blondes in the corner(trollops0

[Lie-in King]

Ahem.

May I refresh your glass, Miss? Yes, I thought so...

[DTCwordfan]

My Satellite intro this Sat night

Endless AB sky, the Castle atmosphere falling,
reveal to us one million "Mad" stars.
We neither die nor live forever,
we always seem to be so far.
Suspended from Her Lady's bar


Didoat Moons giveup unseemly sunlight,
shines despite the black Lie-in around.
Shadowed lines beneath Mamya's silver satellites,
never seem to hit the ground.

Unfortunate Alexander words in untimely places,
sitting alone upon carven JTH stone.
haunting Alba messages, ugly Ed's faces,
Jogger love always said "to each his own."

[ladyalex]

Welcome, DT. Thank you for your usual enormous contribution.

Are there hussies in the house ?
Who is Garfield ? Is he a member ? or member of staff ? Whose shed ?

So many questions....

How did you know about my chutney-making, Mamya ? Are there no secrets safe nowadays ...

[ladyalex]

A further question...where is Alexanderd ?

[albaqwerty]

Garfield is sitting on him milady

[Mamyalynne]

Garfield is the odd job man I called in and he took up residence in the lean to by the old lodge building, not as handy as he first appeared.

Alex was here last week.

[ladyalex]

Poor Alexanderd...

Who is this Garfield person ?
One does not know him .

[Lie-in King]

M'lady, one should not trouble oneself over the Garfield matter. There was an unfortunate incident with some of the guests' coats and an eBay listing...

[Mamyalynne]

Did your ears pop on the plane?? I said oop there^^

[ladyalex]

Are you and the chauffeur in cahoots , LIK ?

Ebay, car boots, mutter mutter