Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all our members, old and older, mad and madder.

No doubt the usual delectable nibbles and drinks will appear shortly.

Tonight's raffle prizes so far include:

A packet of Spangles

4 bath cubes (lavender, of course)

A tin of Uncle Joe's Mintballs (don't tell him)

[ladyalex]

Sorry to have been away so long...lordalex, you know....

Another flagon, please.
Are all of my brushes ruffled ?
Has DT's ear been cleansed ?
A bucket fire ?
Such goings on...

[Lie-in King]

For those guests that are interested, the TV room has been unlocked & is ready for a feast of Association Football in a few minutes...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before I have my break, they're lovely!

[nungate]

Watched my game earlier - who's playing tonight?

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou so much! Very needful. A lavatory brush! More rude wet jokes on the way home. Have you not a curry comb to keep him interested? We might get a decent recipe for biriani.

[Lie-in King]

Miss nungate - the highlights of several games are being broadcast...

Miss Daisy - alas, we broke the curry comb on the llama...

I shall leave this tray of flagons, a bucket for top-ups & shall make my way to the TV room.

I would remind everyone that the croc is not a vegetarian & that due care should be taken if strolling moat-ward.

[Mamyalynne]

I think I may bring a few sausage rolls through for half time treats, just nipping out for a cig break, will keep well back from water's edge

[nungate]

I've come fully equipped for the croc highness, there's a muzzle in my reticule and a stun gun in my pocket. So if anyone would care to stroll by the moat please let me know I shall act as bodyguard

[ladyalex]

A stroll by the moat woul dbe a delightful idea.
Shall we, nungate ?

[nungate]

Delighted Milady

[Mamyalynne]

Nungate your reticule sounds almost as large as my portmanteau, Alfie is asleep in there just now.

[DaisyNonna]

Please pass me a flagon whilst I ruminate. That is it! Quick , where is the nearest swordstick?

[nungate]

It is most capacious Mama

[DTCwordfan]

Goodnight to you all.....the needle has taken it out of me....

[ladyalex]

Good night DT...but you've missed the raffle ....

[ladyalex]

Why do you need a swordstick, daisy ?

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight DTC - It was a clean hit you should have no after effects.

[DaisyNonna]

Because I cannot afford a Sunbeam Rapier (not that there are many about) and do not wish to be foiled when it is time to go home. I am not an epeeist but may need to defend myself. A revolver isno good as I get sick when I spin around.

[ladyalex]

We have had trouble with you and your needle before, Mamya...

Talking of that, where is Alexanderd tonight ?
Take it ttfn is still on tag ?

[ladyalex]

Good answer, Daisy. I cannot fault it. One has to take steps to defend oneself these days.

[nungate]

Wise words Milady. I never go anywhere without some means of protection