Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome everyone once again.

What a night of wind and rain here at the grand house tonight.

We must be sure to cosy up to the fire and enjoy our nibbles, tailcocks and good conversation.

Sadly there do not appear to be any contributions for the raffle this week.

[ladyalex]

Evening, flump. How lovely to see you. A visitor from Wight is always welcome.

Delrosa....another blast from the past.

I'm just preternaturally fortunate when it comes to raffles, LIK.
It's nothing I do...

[ladyalex]

The fireworks have gone?
Nobody leave the premises.
Full body search for everyone.(Bet you've been waiting for this day, Mamya. Get your gloves on.)

I wanted to win those fireworks.

[Lie-in King]

Oh m'lady, I am well aware that you do nothing.

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while the Trident's sharp, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

I may have a real trident somewhere in the attic, LIK...it could be put to use...

[annadomino]

I know I'm not a member, but I just found an item suitable for your rofl that I am just popping through to donate.
It's a box of brazil nuts :)
(TBH its a box of Paynes Just brazils that I got for Xmas last year, and sucked all the chocolate off)
I'm sure if your guests have enough tailcocks they won't mind.

[flump1]

Well here I am all spread akimbo waiting ....yet to no avail. Another tailcock while I wait to be frisked would be lovely. Lady Alex what a glorious pile this is, and in my humble abode I do not have a crocodile in the moat ...I am the proud owner of a tadpole in a birdbath.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, anna....I'm sure you can be a member if you want to be..our rules are pretty lax.
Your raffle prize is most excellent, thank you .

Have those fireworks turned up yet ?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss domino - I feel sure m'Lady won't mind if you tarry for a tailcock & in the meantime, I shall hide your coat with relish.

I shall of course take care not to get any relish ON the coat...

[Lie-in King]

Your Trident, Miss flump - I understand that Matron will be along shortly with her special frisking gloves...

[ladyalex]

Get up flump. No one suspects you of stealing the fireworks.

[annadomino]

Don't mean to be a snitch, but I saw some bloke legging it down the drive with a cardboard box. He was wearing a high hat, funny white stockings, knickerbockers and a cape, You could follow him and see if he has the fireworks.

[ladyalex]

Did he have a stripey jersey too ?

[Mamyalynne]

Flump - let me pat you down , nope all clear It will be petal I swear.

[ladyalex]

I fear you may be correct, Mamya...

We will await her return with interest...and perhaps some of her 'special medicine ' ?

[annadomino]

No, but there was someone at the other end of the drive calling "Hurry up Guy, before they notice they are gone".

[ladyalex]

Guy ?
An intruder ?
Gosh!

[Lie-in King]

Has there been an alert from the home next door, m'lady?

[ladyalex]

Sorry , got to go for a while...cockup on the catering front...storm cones hoisted...back later when it's all over...

[flump1]

mamy, thank you for your gentle touch, another tailcock before I am ferry bound I think. The hog is sizzling well.I may well have to nibble some .

[Lie-in King]

Indeed Miss flump, it is delicious - your tailcock, Miss.

Should anyone ask, I am off to check on the frog.