Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to our evening of tailcocks, nibbles and conviviality.

The weather is closing in but the fires have been banked up and all is cosy here in the clubhouse.


Unfortunately I have managed to contract yet another so-called 'virus' so will probably leave early to go to bed with Wodehouse and whisky...didn't work too well last time, but I'll give the old cove another chance.


Raffle prizes so far are:

A snow shovel (handle broken)

Earmuffs (fluffy mauve)

Hand knitted socks...one blue, one green

[ladyalex]

Please be careful on that roof , Mamya..we don't want a repeat of the Nigel Pargetter incident......you have Alfie to think of.

Perhaps DT or drb or even the butler will assist ?

[Lie-in King]

Steady there, Matron - a large one, methinks...

[Mamyalynne]

Have we a pump to inflate these things, Blitzen is rather large.

[ladyalex]

There was one....perhaps in the secret cupboard....or the priest hole....

By the way, wait till you get to Vixen...she's enormous

[Mamyalynne]

Just one more snifter then, and then oop I go, bravely ever upward.

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - a large Twinkle...

Matron - I feel sure that we should be able to find enough hot air to inflate most things...

[DTCwordfan]

A little splash of AB evil,
A squirt or two of Editor's ire,
I'll stir it in before I add –
Now this you Clubbers will admire:

A mighty slug of DT's villainy,
A slosh of Mamya immorality,
A pint or two of Ratter's tyranny,
A dash of JJ's criminality,

A gram or so of didoats sin,
A sneaky Boxy Finn,
A little suexy mix before the Pixi fix –
If you could see my Lady's grin!

But oh forgetful me –
How vacant could Lie-In-King be?
I need to add his licentiousness
A week away with a hint of lioness lechery!

And then of course, polar bear seduction,
A barrel of dr b american corruption –
I'm nearly done with all this Prudie fun –
Just acts of AB reproduction: (who is taking this up)

All Jonnyboy unprotected; troll-infected –
Disease that spread 'cos you neglected
Just to get those Facebook programs inspected,
Leaving you feeling suspended and ejected.

And then to sprinkle on Lottie disgust,
A powdering of deep AB mistrust,
Little grains of wanton lust,
Then ram it home with Moderator's thrust.

There, my slinky kate drink to keep Alexandered going
Ummmm, All the way to his trollope culmination:
Got to keep his venator weakness growing
Till his crocodile abomination…

I give you Mamya's tipple!

[ladyalex]

DT that was as usual, just marvellous.
Now get up those ladders and help Mamya with the reindeer.

[DTCwordfan]

that takes care of the hot air, now where are my crampons (sic) and ice=pick

oops, the ice pick is in my Grapple and Tongs.

[ladyalex]

AS long as it isn't in your Thrapple and Gongs.....

[Lie-in King]

I thought perhaps a livener before venturing outside, sir & took the liberty of bringing a large flagon of Twinkle.

[ladyalex]

What a good idea. I'll help you out with that, Maj.

Is Mamya all right up there? It's a bit blowy still...

[ladyalex]

Nogel, you are welcome to attend and indeed to join in...but please, no pillaging....

Are you any good at heights ? Mamyalynne could do with a hand inflating the reindeer on the roof. She's a game girl, but she's not as spry as she once was.

[Mamyalynne]

Coooeeee, pass me a glass up is perishing up here!!

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, Matron - I shall use the novelty "Extenda-Arm" with added grip...

[DTCwordfan]

there's a lovely crocodile in the moat to rape, viking, an he/she does have some nice handbags to hold on before the teeth come your way....

odds on nogel being red solution in the water before the night is out or will he conquer the alli?

[ladyalex]

The butler will arrive shortly with a flagon or three, Nog. (I presume I can call you Nog ?)

Have my glass, Mamya. ANd do be careful up there.

[Mamyalynne]

Great, got three of em sorted now, think Dasher has a puncture though, hic, wobble!