Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to our evening of tailcocks, nibbles and conviviality.

The weather is closing in but the fires have been banked up and all is cosy here in the clubhouse.


Unfortunately I have managed to contract yet another so-called 'virus' so will probably leave early to go to bed with Wodehouse and whisky...didn't work too well last time, but I'll give the old cove another chance.


Raffle prizes so far are:

A snow shovel (handle broken)

Earmuffs (fluffy mauve)

Hand knitted socks...one blue, one green

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, sir - please, allow me to hide your coat whilst you partake of a flagon of Matron's Twinkle Tipple...

[DTCwordfan]

who is going to blow her horns, the reindeer that is, not Mamya's?

[ladyalex]

DT, you will keep on forgetting...the crocodile is a vegetarian.
Nog will be perfectly safe if he should for whatever reason enter the moat.

[DTCwordfan]

Dunlop with the red tape will soon sort Dasher out, or sprinkle a wee Tabasco on the hole. That will have him prancing.....

[Lie-in King]

Has the new arrival left already? Hmm. It appears that m'lady will not be plundered tonight, after all.

What a relief.

[Mamyalynne]

Hey one of them smells of Kebab - will it be Donner?

[ladyalex]

Good bye Nog, that was a short visit....clearly not worth pillaging here.

I think we have a bicycle repair kit somewhere, Mamya...

[DTCwordfan]

No LadyA with all due respect, a Viking is 90% odds that he is a Swede and therefore edible to a veg croc. And no doubt, delicioussssssss.

[DTCwordfan]

And may well have been got - oh well the croc is adequately catered for this evening; that must be a plus point - or is that two points given their "chapeau" of choice.

[Lie-in King]

I was under the impression that the carnivorous nature of the croc was established after the famous offal test?

[ladyalex]

Hadn't thought of the Swede option , DT...you are , as you often are, quite correct.

Anyway, I must away to bed with PG .
Have a good time everyone and see you all next week .
:-))

[DTCwordfan]

No dinner yet - maybe later then!

[Mamyalynne]

Buy a rofl ticket Nog, you may win one, bet you suit green.


Phew that is 5 reindeer done, where's Rudolph gone??

[DTCwordfan]

Must be the breeding season in these Highlands, or the electricity is still out.

[DTCwordfan]

you may be right, Nogel, careful......the Lady A has a barbed tongue that can wilt a condom machine at 100 Swedish metres.

[Lie-in King]

You have returned, sir - your flagon.

There is a serviceable cardigan on offer in tonight's rofl, sir - tickets available at the front door.