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ladyalex | 21:01 Sat 10th Dec 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to our evening of tailcocks, nibbles and conviviality.

The weather is closing in but the fires have been banked up and all is cosy here in the clubhouse.


Unfortunately I have managed to contract yet another so-called 'virus' so will probably leave early to go to bed with Wodehouse and whisky...didn't work too well last time, but I'll give the old cove another chance.


Raffle prizes so far are:

A snow shovel (handle broken)

Earmuffs (fluffy mauve)

Hand knitted socks...one blue, one green
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Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Rest well Milady, I have put the warming pans in.
22:01 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Hurrah 8 done just Vixen to do then I will need someone the haul up the Sleigh using the block and tackle.
22:02 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Avatar Image DaisyNonna
Greetings to you my fellow (ought to be in) mates.
Apologies for my absence for the past two weeks. Absence = non -access.
For the rifle I have:
Last year's telephone directory (Brownie point for best use, not including lavatorial.)
Half a cucumber
A yellow plastic bath duck
Fat ball for feathered friends
Packet of low fat cheese (can't face it)
22:03 Sat 10th Dec 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're sparkly, they're lovely!
22:03 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Good luck Nog
22:03 Sat 10th Dec 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
Good evening, Miss Daisy - a flagon of Twinkle for you...

May I say that is a very nice coat & that I shall take extra pleasure in hiding it?
22:05 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Oh daisy, we nearly had the croc well sated on some Swede and turnip joos as his/her tailcock

what sex is that crawling handbag with four Jimmy Choos by the way
22:08 Sat 10th Dec 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
It is believed to be a male of the species, sir - please feel free to run any additional checks yourself.
22:09 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Splutter, can I please have the sleigh up now!! My hands are turning blue.
22:12 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Plenty of those down at the bus stop in front of the local alehouse where milud frequents, akin to my avatar photo I am told.
22:12 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Winching it up now, Matron - I have attached a hot-water bottle of warmed Twinkle, by the way...
22:14 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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can somebody call Mamya the AA please, le chariot must be caput.
22:16 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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and a pair of fleece slippers with no sheepskin for obvious reasons.
22:17 Sat 10th Dec 2011
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Super stuff, I feel all musical now, may perch on the castellations and have a sing song

♫ Jingly Bells♫
22:17 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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Oh dear.
22:17 Sat 10th Dec 2011

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