Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[ladyalex]

Have you changed the combination on the knife drawer lock again, Mamya ?
I think someone was tampering with it through the week...you know what he's like for solving puzzles...

[Mamyalynne]

We could just snuff the candles.

[ladyalex]

I'll have a look for the snuffer

[mrs_overall]

Good evening, sorry for my late arrival.

For the raffle I have brought

A tube of Deep Heat
A CD - Marmalade's Greatest Hits
A potato that looks like John Prescott

[Lie-in King]

Good evening mrs overall - would you care to partake of a flagon of Matron's finest Aurora?

[ladyalex]

Welcome, MrsO and thank you for the raffles.

Hope I'm jammy enough to win the potato..I have a soft spot for old Prescott

[Jumbo747]

Good evening Mrs O; I'm glad you didn't actually bring John Prescott............
Is the marmalade in one of your pretty jars tied up with twine?

[mrs_overall]

Thank you kindly Lie In King.
Hic.

[alexanderd]

good evening all, for the riffle I have
a broom handle
the other half of the scissors(or perhaps it is the same half)
and a jar of pease pudding

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while you can still say "Aww!!", they're lovely...

[mrs_overall]

Jumbo...a CD in a jar??????????? lol

[Mamyalynne]

Welcome MrsO, chilli crab cake?

[mrs_overall]

Hello mamya. The chilli crab cake sounds delish - thank you xx

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd..thank yo so much for the raffle prizes.
Hope I win your half of the scissors too....

Well I hope and now safely returned to walking upright ?

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Alex. Pease pudding hot or pease pudding cold? Is it really nine days old?

[Psybbo]

can't get in - too crowded, will have a walk with the croc

[Jumbo747]

Oh my, everything's chilly tonight

[mrs_overall]

If there is any dancing tonight I am afraid I can't join in.
My 11 year old son goes to "street dance" classes and was trying to teach me a few moves.
Bad mistake on my part having a go.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss sibton - please do come in, there's plenty of room by the fire to sip from your flagon. Everyone seems to be avoiding the curled-up haggis...

[ladyalex]

We'll squeeze up for you, sibton.
Don't be too long out there with the croc . It's far too cold.