Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....
No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.
For the raffle so far I have:
A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends
Good evening milady and all other honoured guests - trust I may join in ?! I offer a small portion of left-over haggis from Wednesday's supper and a part bottle of fine single malt whisky.
You are very welcome, ricky (I hope you do not mind the abbreviation of your name?)
That single malt looks most appealing...perhaps we might sample it ?
Your felineship, please be gentle with my duffel, it is very dear to me. This tailcock is supersuppable.
The record milady is cringe-making. Perhaps you should slip away and play it before you decide if it is worthy of the rifle.
Greetings all. I trust everyone is well, milady I have left Carlito in the stable as usual, but I am shocked at your distress at the loss of the Sanatogen, I have a small bottle of Wincarnis in my reticule to which you are more than welcome. I realise it is not perhaps as favoured a brew as the Sanatogen but any port in a storm?
Mama I should love to try a pail of your Aurora Aww...........