Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all, I have spent a busy day and all is spick and span, also have home-made chilli crab cakes as well as the usual array of fine fare.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Aurora Aww!! a friendly tipple with a wake up zing about it.

For the rofl:

Half a pair of scissors (a scissor?)
4 x 3amp fuses
11 corn plasters
and a Birthday cake candle (figure 1)

[ladyalex]

Do you know, I've always wanted a scissor...hope I win it...

Aurora Aww! sounds just my tipple

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron.

For the rofl I can offer -

Some home-made cakes (the 'home' in question being somewhat adjacent to these premises)
3 yards of purple elastic - suitable for catapults, socks, under...thingummies, etc
3/4 bottle of Sanatogen Tonic Wine

I shall of course begin buttling as the need arises.

[Jumbo747]

Good evening M'lady, I am honoured to be able to join you again. I have braved the elements suitably attired in thick coat with scarf, woolly mitts and my favourite Ear-bags.

For the raffle this week I have:

a frehly-baked batch of brownies
a basket of ironing

[ladyalex]

Hello, LIK.
Thanks for the raffles (and thank you too Mamyalynne).

I'm sure there will be scope for buttling soon. Meanwhile, join me in a vat of Aurora Aww! It really is rather moreish

[ladyalex]

Welcome Jumbo.
Do divest yourself of your earbags now that you are indoors. I'm sure the butler has a special place for them...

[slinky.kate]

good evening,came up early for a wee heat and my dinner,the aurora Aww sounds Wow'i fancy them crab cakes,and a bit of salad.i'll sit quietly in the corner and eat my fill,i have brought for the 'giveaway'one pair high heels(1 heel missing)1 tin frogs legs(unopened)1 pass for the camping and caravaning show,

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Jumbo - please allow me to relieve you of that heavy outerwear & provide you with a flagon of Matron's finest.

Please be assured that all coats, scarves, gloves etc are hidden with the utmost care.

[Jumbo747]

LIK: if Sanatogen fortifies the over-forties, what does it do for the over-fifties etc??

[sir.prize]

Good evening My Lady, one and all. Sir.prize has dropped in for a surprise visit.
Is it ok if I sit close to the fire - bones feel chilled and those violet mittens would be 'handy'. Ah Fisherman's Friends and and a dose of Sanatogen will set me up for the night. Don't let me disturb you - chat around me.

[ladyalex]

Hello Kate, lovely of you to grace us with your presence on such a cold night.
Please do not hide in a corner. Be bold . Mingle. You never know, it could be your lucky night .

[Lie-in King]

Ah, miss kinky - how very gratifying to see you once again - your flagon of Aurora Aww!!

Your coat will be quite safe in my new secret nook.

[Jumbo747]

Thank you honoured LIK, and please be careful where you hide my ear-bags - I can't be without them!

Now, where's the Tailcock please?

[Mamyalynne]

My filling up nicely now, welcome all, do enjoy.

[ladyalex]

Welocme sir-prize. Please make yourself comfortable.

However, we do discourage members from snaffling the raffle prizes until after the draw...


mumble, mumble, mutter, mutter...had my eye on that Sanatogen too,,,grumble

[Mamyalynne]

Have made more supplies and do not fret, I have personally vetted all the Butler's nooks.

[ladyalex]

He has compl....er..told us that, Matron

[DaisyNonna]

Evening milady, friends. Chilly out there. For the ruffle I have:
A nearly finished airfix model of a Lancaster, (minus the glue), A small pencil stub (B), Wink Martindale's single, Deck of Cards and a half-thawed frozen jacket potato.
An aurora aww or two would be most welcome.

[slinky.kate]

i'm sure i'll be mingling once i have a couple of mamyas flagons(oh? does that sound rude,sorry mama just hide your flagons)

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Daisy. Thanks for the prizes.

I hesitate to ask this, but what's WInk Martindale's single...is it anything like a Bob Martin's pill ?