Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.
Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.
Thank yo for your excellent explanation, Alexanderd.
It is lovely to see you again. You don't seem to have been here for some time . All well, I hope ?
Here's hoping I get the left slipper in the raffle. I got a right one some time ago.
i can offer for the raffle:
1. doz used envelopes various sizes
2. garden fork handle broken
3. dairy diary year 1989
4 two books of green shield stamps
5. half tin of gloss paint with thick skin on top
Good evening your ladyship, all friends and fellow guests, I would dearly like a large Bravissimo . I need something bright and bouncy. My poncho if you will sir and for the waffle I offer,
1 snapped elastic band,
1 brake pad for a Wartburg and a bicycle puncture repair kit.....minus the patch.
Llama fetches up at club door. Knock! Knock! Buenas noches a todos (evening to all)
Mistress Nungate sends her apologies, she will not be in attendance this evening as she must stay home because her daughter lost an argument with a bookcase and has broken her left foot. Currently my mistress is tending to her silly offspring, and hopes to join you all next week.
Hasta luego