Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.


So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)

[ladyalex]

Please tell me you haven't baked Alfie in a pie, Mamya.

[Lie-in King]

Agouti pie, agouti pie! Get it while it's hot, it's lovely!

[ladyalex]

Sanatogen on the sly, percy...is that like on ice ?

[Mamyalynne]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo - I meant does the Blue Hare like agoutis, Alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, come to Mummy.

[ladyalex]

Alfie pie ?

Please , not ALfie pie.

I can feel a decline coming on.

[DTCwordfan]

Aaaah "Sanatogen" = "Gas on Neat" Keep those tailcokky things going...

[humbersloop]

Re the otter Mi'Lady, a short while back. It has no name, merely an attitude.

In the prevailing critter circumstances on that note Mar'm we must bid good night and good health to all here

[Lie-in King]

No agouti pie, no agouti pie! There is NO agouti in the pie...

(gulps a large tailcock on the sly & on ice...)

[flump1]

I must say these samosa looking thingy whatsits are scrummy. They remind me of a flight I took many years ago when doing my over 50's cosmonaut training . During that flight we were offered kangaroo kidney krisps......blooming tasty ...when you caught them. The samosas are similar in texture.

[DTCwordfan]

he's out in your car, Mamya, the red Alfi-Romeo.

[ladyalex]

Nae Tangos, though DT

[Mamyalynne]

IRN Bru

[Lie-in King]

Your "Best Bard In The World" flagon, sir...

[ladyalex]

Good night, humbersloop...a short visit but a merry one.


Thank goodness we've all been reassured about Alfie.

I hold you responsible for any after-effects, LiK....hope your insurance is up to date there could be big claims for mental stress and strain.

[percypineapple]

the plot is well and truly lost, i don't care who won the raffle, pencils i have plenty of, sense, very little. why is everyone dyslexic?? I talk much more sense when i've had a few.

[lady-janine]

my brewed iron is a sort of orangy colour. stains everything. marmalade spills do not show nor splodgy fried egg.

my special parstie is for you DT.

[rosamundjohn]

mmn Tangos-just up my street. let me know when next raffle is taking place .

[DTCwordfan]

Thank you my good Butler.

Just playing with hannagrams now - such as Humbersloop = Push Bloomer.
Or RosemundJohn = Shun Modern Jo

[ladyalex]

Danger, Lady-janine.....

Percy, did you not read the title of the post ?
No one here has any marbles left. It's a condition of membership, which, by the way, I don't remember you applying for .
Mamya has the forms and Direct Debit Mandates.

[DTCwordfan]

or Lady Janine = Jailed 'n' any - prepare the "guest suite", LIK!