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ladyalex | 20:00 Sat 17th Mar 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.


So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)
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Jolly good, bring your own flagon, I have a bucket of Mamyas tailcocks
Damn, I'm too late to donate to the raffle. Here is a poem wot I wrote instead

Is the Lie in King asleep?
Is DT out chasing sheep?
Do you admire my skill
How I write poems at will?
Or does it just make you want to weep?

Copyright Cr@p Poems by Mrs O 2012
As I thought - your refill, mrs o...
Lovely tailcock, thank you kindly
Sticky buns anyone??
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I do NOT snaffle the raffles, LiK. I win fair and square.

Too bad, Alexanderd....perhaps you're lucky in love ?

Hello, Mrs O...I'm sure we can roll over the prizes...that cardi looks just my colour....
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I'd love a sticky bun, Mamya . Your own recipe ?
Did you spill glue on your chair, Matron?
Certainly Milady, Maj how dare you!!
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LiK go and stand in the corner...a minute for every year of your age...
Thank you, m'lady - the football starts in precisely 20 minutes...
Well goodnight one and all, I will take my befuddled body and blue pencil home to rest. I hope you all get home safely and be seeing you next week. Thank you all for your wonderful hospitality.
Let me drink with Mrs Overalls
Let me drink with Mrs Overalls, don’t use my gabardine,
A pint with Mrs Overalls or in my beat-up jeans.
Give my suit to Uncle Blake,
He can wear it at my wake,
But let me drink with Mrs Overalls.

The undertaker will get my cash, the grave will get my bones,
And what is left will have to go for one of those granite stones,
But this AB suit cost me two weeks pay
So let it live another day,
But a last drink please with Mrs Overalls.

The Heaven Bar it is a quiet place, there is no labour there,
And I will drink more easy in the clothes I always wear.
This suit was made for warmer climes,
Holidays and happy times,
Let me drink with Mrs Overalls.

And when I get to AB heaven, where they tally work and sin,
They’ll open up those pearly gates and shout out, "Come on in!"
A drinking stiff like you, we know,
Has had his share of the Trolls below
So come to glory having drunk with Mrs Overalls
Your poncho, miss flump - good night & safe journey :-)
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LiK---20----in your dreams

Night flump. See you again next week Safe journey.


DT...amazing as per.
I'm impressed DT
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Well, I'm off to bed now.
Thanks for all the laughs and see you all next week, if we're spared. :-))
Good night ladyalex, sleep well
just popped in to say hi'and to give lady alex a plant for the hothouse,some irish rockshams,lovely shade of green.and for mamya a whis to make her tailcocks quicker cos'she cant keep up with us.for lik a cuddle so he doesnt feel left out
^whiskkkkk

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