Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.


So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)

[DTCwordfan]

And this Percy character has very dubious origins, Lady A - be warned.
as his full name = "Pipe creepy plan"

[ladyalex]

LAdy-Janine...see what you've started now with offers of your parstie ?
I warned you .
He may be DT Crossword fan , but he's also Swords front cad...

[ladyalex]

or Peppery Pelican

[DTCwordfan]

Oh no, mine is "Scorn Daft Words" most apropos, I feel......

[DTCwordfan]

Like the Percy one....

I wondered if I had a cold coming on.

[lady-janine]

oh dear what have i started. i blame my hairdresser giving me a sort of Duch of cornayl type haircut. am now hiding under the chair behind my glass.

[Lie-in King]

I fear the guest sweet is almost sucked through, DT...

[ladyalex]

Thank goodness for that, LiK

I think it must be time to draw the raffle.

Does everyone have their tickets ?

[Lie-in King]

I have brought a bucket with which to refill your glass, miss er...ah...lady-janine

[lady-janine]

DT please raise the tone is ot a glass. You can keepo all the parsties and spread wtihem with clotted as i don't like either.

pass the stir fried sams. they feed the agouti.

[DTCwordfan]

top or bottom, the haircut, Lady J, if I may ask? Given that it is the Duckess of Cornywall, Mistress of the Royal Tampax....

[Lie-in King]

Indeed I do, m'lady & am quietly confident as all mine are numbered teal!

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief, haircuts and erm....

[ladyalex]

I fear that Lady-Janine may have imbibed more than is good for anyone.
Mamya...the coffee .....

All ready for the draw ?

Tonight's winning number is :


BUFF

[lady-janine]

thank you LiK.

You have had too much already DT.

[Mamyalynne]

I am buff.

[Mamyalynne]

Coffee is percing

[Lie-in King]

Buff? Buff?! Meh...

[DTCwordfan]

Only half a bucket, Lady J, and that is the colour of my tickets....

We are of solid Cornish blood when it comes to the imbibement of the tailcocks, Mr Butler.....I can assure you that Lady J and I are bojer as sudges.

[ladyalex]

And tonight's winning colours are:

59
32
1
47
87
35
12
58
19

Hurrah! What an excellent week for me.
I seem to have won the envelopes, the left slipper and the green paint. Again I say Hurrah!