Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.
Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.
Regretably, it does Mi'Lady, although I only caught it out of the corner of my eye you understand.
If any other guests/inmates have critters with them, the otter has a well thumbed copy of The Only Game in Town its happy to form a reading group about. For modest stakes of course.
sometimes I wonder what you lot are talking about, and other times i am glad i don't. Senile dementure seems rife, or the wine is flowing well.
must get back to me scotch and soda.