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ladyalex | 20:00 Sat 17th Mar 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.


So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)
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I do not reveal recipes sadly.

Did think of serving the tailcock in cups.
DT Cross you have been watching too much Basil Fawlty!
Spanish CLASSES WILL BE AVAILABLE but not whilst you are sloshed (BEBIDO) on the bravísimo
Thank you L-i-K, do please line 'em up.

Regretably, it does Mi'Lady, although I only caught it out of the corner of my eye you understand.

If any other guests/inmates have critters with them, the otter has a well thumbed copy of The Only Game in Town its happy to form a reading group about. For modest stakes of course.
YOU DID SAY I PAD! I know you did. Is it not in the raffle? They have big screens and can get rid of dsylsexai
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Well, who knows about the pod-eye...

When did we get an otter ? Is it called Tarka ?

Dyslexia Lures UK !
i pods may get rid of dystextia but do they healp with tyops?
Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they set, they're lovely!
"Dyslexia Lures the UK?"

"Durex - you know that you should put a hole in them."
sometimes I wonder what you lot are talking about, and other times i am glad i don't. Senile dementure seems rife, or the wine is flowing well.
must get back to me scotch and soda.
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Hello percy. Nice of you to drop by.

Can we not tempt you to a Bravissimo ?
You know you want one......

DT , you're lowering the tone again...or should that be lowering the note ?
dt thanks for that now i know what happened.

where's my tailcock and green sriggles? am i getting drunk? why have i got blue hair?
i definitely need a pod eye. tell me all about it. Anything without a laser.
percy-it is great here-everyone has lost the plot! So much advice and lots of partying!
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We've got a blue hare now as well as the rest of the menagerie ???
you need a Mamya pie then Lady A - it's not a pastie but it's good.
sorry Lady J.....not Lady A
Does he like Agoutis??
M'lady - are you seeing coloured animals again? I have taken the liberty of increasing the strength of your tailcock...
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A Mamya-pie sounds just the ticket, thanks. I think I'll go and have a nice sit down.
where do you all get the grass from at your age? i go into a pub and they offer sanatogen on the sly, couple of quid a bottle.

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