Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to everyone.

The usual sumptuous array of snacks and nibbles will doubtless arrive very soon, and I, for one am very much looking forward to sampling this week's tailcock. Several bottles seem to have gone missing from the cellar, so I am expecting great things.

For tonight's raffle, so far I have:

Half a bottle of bath salts (greenish-blue)
Two pairs of American Tan tights
Two nail files

[DTCwordfan]

croc diet food - get yourself a crocigator, percyp

[flump1]

Yes Lady Alex, as obscure as the Trabant and as noisy and uncomfortable. Indeed.

[ladyalex]

I don't thikn we should put the crocodile on a diet....he can get quite shirty when he's peckish.

That sounds like the voice of experience, Flump....I think I'll still stick to my horse and trap.

[owdhamer]

i have a sister in the gas board

[DTCwordfan]

the abundance of crème eggs in the castle will keep him in good girth, Lady A

[ladyalex]

We alll have our crosses to bear, Owdhammer, but nice of you to drop by and let us know.

Do you think any of us could help either you or her ?
I'm sure we could find an old gas mask in the attic somewhere.

[nungate]

Greetings one and all. I have dragged myself away from the offspring's broken toe, as she is starting to get my goat (who is called Randall) and seek some comfort and amusement among fellow mad over 50's. I hope you don't mind me parking the llama in the stables Milady, though he is a little resentful being accused of leaving little "presents" on the floors, being so house trained he cleans up after himself!

[ladyalex]

Shhhh, DT . We have to try to keep some for the egg hunt.

[ladyalex]

Greetings, nungate and llama.
After sunny dave's 'present' any gifts from your llama would constitute a mere bagatelle.

Do have an eggscursion they are very moreish.

[DTCwordfan]

twas you, nungate with thee false plastic Llama doo, not your Llama.....

[DTCwordfan]

(the)

[owdhamer]

or what about my auntie in australia

[Mamyalynne]

Goodness, so sorry lost connection again, still no Butler?? I would not be surprised if the butcher woman is involved yet again, I may have an Eggscursion myself - a large one.

[ladyalex]

An auntie is Australia is a boon, owdhammer, not a problem. Being in Australia, y'see means she is not here annoying you and knitting you jerseys.

[ladyalex]

Glad to see you back, Mamya. Have a very large Eggscursion....a broken connection can cause shock, you know.

No butler this week. That's his wages up , for sure. I'll contact the bank first thing Monday.

[nungate]

Nay sirrah DT, 'twas not I with plastic "doo" I have no need of such a commodity, since we have an abundance of the "real" thing!
Milady, a pail of Mama's most eggsellent concotion would be most welcome against the chill of the evening air

[percypineapple]

sorry, what is a crockigator, is it an alligator with an old pot on its head? or a crocodile with bicycle clips ? Is that bloke who didn't win the by-election a member of the over fifties club, the one who wanted to ban greyhound racing to stop the country from going to the dogs? sounds like he should be the chairman. god help us.

[owdhamer]

i have a t shirt with tanker driver marries commoner printed on it

[ladyalex]

Owdhammer, I fear you may be taking the title of this posting just a little too literally.....

Do you know petal ?

Percypin, I think a crocigator is for keeping crocodiles cool...but DT is your man for crocodiles.

[DTCwordfan]

A crocigator is a figment of your imagination, assuming the grey cells are not too pickled.

Here is one that had a creme egg too many

http://joeorman.shutt...zarre_crocogator1.jpg