Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to everyone.

The usual sumptuous array of snacks and nibbles will doubtless arrive very soon, and I, for one am very much looking forward to sampling this week's tailcock. Several bottles seem to have gone missing from the cellar, so I am expecting great things.

For tonight's raffle, so far I have:

Half a bottle of bath salts (greenish-blue)
Two pairs of American Tan tights
Two nail files

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all friends old and new, a slightly cooler evening, so the buffet reflects this - hot beef muffins and spicy chicken on skewers, lots of salads and bread and potato wedges too.
Tonight's guest tailcock is the Eggscursion - for all those about to be transported somewhere nice for Easter and of course those staying at home, can still dream.

For the Rofl:

5 Creme egg wrappers
China egg cup (minor chip)
3 Apostle spoons (no names no pack drill)
A frayed tape measure.

So let the fun commence and a good time be had.

[ladyalex]

Hello, Mamyalynne. Lovely to speak to you again.

I feel that I should no longer refer to your marvellous comestibles as 'nibbles'....they far exceed that title....I will try to remember to refer to them as 'the buffet' from now on.

AN Eggscursion would go down a treat, thank you .

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly Milady, a very large one.

[gness]

Found you! Visitors on way but may I offer for raffle 82 used patio paving slabs?

[ladyalex]

Thank you . After my efforts in the garden this afternoon I will relish that.

....Creaks knees...

[ladyalex]

Why thank you , gness....perhaps we could put the slabs to good use in the kitchen, though, rather than raffling them ? I have heard mutterings about the floor down there.

[Mamyalynne]

Speaking of visitors, some have just arrived for a flying visit - back soon.

Glad you made it Gness.

[ladyalex]

See you later, Matron...don't fly off with them....

[supersuezy24]

Hello :)
It's been a while...can i join ya all?
I have wine and vodka :)

[ravenmiss]

Hello to all :)

For the rofl I offer:

A slightly battered picture frame
4 wine corks
2 ikea tealights (90% used)
A wire coat hanger unravelled

[ladyalex]

Welcome back super...haven't seen you in ages. I hope you have been well in the interim.

In the absence of both Mamya and the butler, may I offer you a schooner of Eggscursion ?

[supersuezy24]

now what are they?;)

I am in great form ladyalex xxx
how are you??x

[ladyalex]

RAvenmiss, how lovely to see you .

Thank you so much for the raffle prizes.

Hope I win the coat hanger. Wonder if she has an unraveller to go with it ?

[ladyalex]

Goodoh, Super. Eggscursions are Mamya's special only to be had this week tailcocks. I can thoroughly recommend them, but the recipe is a closely guarded secret...in deed some say even Mamya does not know what goes into her tailcocks, she simplt leaves the ingredients inteh kitchen and hey presto a tailcock is born.
(I'm fine, by the way other than a bad back)

[supersuezy24]

Eeek, sorry to hear that, hopefully it'll ease soon xx
Oh okay i think i'll have to sample one ;)

[ladyalex]

Mamya's tailcocks have an astonishing effect on the body.
All aches and pains vanish almost instantly, I'm glad to say.

I am being 'cared for' by a person I can only describe as a physio-terrorist. He knows not how endangered a species he is when I visit.
Now, I seem to have misplaced my big scissors again. Has anyone seen them ?

[supersuezy24]

lol @physio-terrorist :) :)

[Mamyalynne]

Hi all , I am back, lovely to see you all again.

[sunny-dave]

Evening All - any chance of a bucket of tailcock for a passing pachyderm ?

I've left a deposit for the gardener - I suggest he uses it whilst it's nice and 'fresh' - keeps the lions away so I'm told.

I also have a betamax copy of Dumbo and some trunk warmers for the roffle :)

[DTCwordfan]

hello everyone, this April Fool's Eve.

Ruffle upperings:

1 box of Gnome extra small condoms
1 box of extra-large Philip God Save the Queen condoms
1 box of chocolate Bobbit willies
1 1/2 bottle of gummy Chartreuse
1 Rabbit minus its testicles
1 chopstick
1 two tine fork
1 one broken poker.

Welcome to gness and look after her folk......