Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.
The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.
The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.
Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:
A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)
just to warn you Lady A, that the condom machine is empty, the croc has been ballooning them.......take care tonight - cling-film is a good substitute.
Good evening mi lady, just a quick word tonight,Incitement finished a promising 4th on Friday,the trainer has been banished to the cells in Middleham czstle.
Do keep up, m'lady - the Duraglit came from the butler in the first place & I am given to believe that Matron likes to polish the stair rails by sliding gracefully down them...
You will have to excuse me now m'lady and company. I am pleased your luck continues with the raffle. Hope all have a safe journey home, a pleasant weekend and sweet dreams.