Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.

The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.


The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:

A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)

[Lie-in King]

Apologies miss, much is misconceived round here. A fresh bucket of Monsoon...

[Mamyalynne]

Phew, you are right, he is safely in the portmanteau munching a fluffy Rolo.

[ladyalex]

That is a relief, Mamya....he must be getting on in years now, for an agouti....

[ttfn]

Did someone mention 'bucket'?

Good evening one and all :)

[DTCwordfan]

There was an African Zebra named Spot
even if he wasn't covered in black dots
Nungate had been at her narcotic bagpipe
to think about his lovely black stripes,
"Poor Zeebie: I''ll call him Spot out of earshot."

[Maydup]

As in, spot the zebra, he's the one in the stable wondering what all the fuss is about.

[ladyalex]

Ena ...at last a visit from you . Been let off the tag then?

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Ena, how wonderful to see you out on release.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss ttfn, your bucket of Monsoon...

[pauljennifer]

call me ismael

[nungate]

That's the fella Maidup..............

[lady-janine]

i am sooooo relieved mamy. would not want to upset you. i how how it affects your knees.

[Maydup]

I hope nobody minded me changing mid party, but the last outfit was rather "last week" and I'm off to a strawberry tea tomorrow.

[ladyalex]

If that's your pleasure, pauljennifer..ismael it is ....

[ttfn]

Nice to see you again, m'lady ;)

Tags do not exist in the countryside - they still use man traps round here

[ttfn]

Thank you, Buttle - at last, some decorum as befits x

[ladyalex]

A strawberry tea....how quaint....

[ladyalex]

Man traps, no tags, fitted decorum.. what's the world coming to ?

[pauljennifer]

Ismael has anyone got the code from his Mail !

[ttfn]

Hello Mamya ♥

Watch it - no good relying on my good nature - it got wet and blown around this week!