Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.

The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.


The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:

A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)

[nungate]

Greetings to all here present, my apologies for my tardiness Milady, the zebra missed the left turn at Albuquerque...............the llama is still in disgrace from the debit card incident and the alpaca is away visiting relatives so rather than hire a coach and pair plus coachman, Spot the zebra offered himself as a means of conveyance. May I park him in the stables Milady?

[ladyalex]

Salty and tasty....

[ladyalex]

Feel free to park your coach-animal in the stables.
Tonyav should be round soon to fix the plumbing there too

[pauljennifer]

the water the water theres too much water !!!!

[Lie-in King]

Good evening misses lady-j & nungate - flagons of Monsoon for you both.

Ah, excellent miss - the croc, cat & agouti have been looking for a fourth to play "Operation" for money...

[tonyav]

Oh gawd.

[ladyalex]

where, pauljennifer....you must let tonyav know so that he can rush there immediately and deal with it....

[Lie-in King]

Sir, you were warned not to sign anything, however I can offer a tip - the more work you do, the less you have to pay for the privilege of doing it.

[tenrec]

I am so sorry I am going to have to leave you now. Thank you for the tailcocks (hic). Oh and thank you very much Tony for rescuing my false teeth. I've been feeling gappy all week.
Night night all. x

[Mamyalynne]

Night Tenrec, are you sure those are your own set??

[nungate]

Thank you kind kitty for the refreshment, my bucket is in my reticule I shall fetch it for you.
As for the cat and his friend the croc Spot will not be taking part in any games of chance he lost his savings in a ferret race and has forsworn all gambling since.....

[Maydup]

shhhhh Tony, don't go in that stable alone: that particular zebra kicked a guest way into the moat last time it was here.

[Mamyalynne]

Hang on.......they aren't operating on Alfie are they??


Alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - come to Mummy.

[tonyav]

I see, thanks for the tip MAJ

[Lie-in King]

Good night miss tenrec, safe journey & mind the gap :-)

[nungate]

even Operation and Ker plunk!

[Maydup]

oooops beg you pardon nungate, I didn't realise you were just behind me!

[lady-janine]

i thought sandy bottoms was that nice man you introduced me DT. he was at uni with you.

[ladyalex]

Good night, tenrec. See you again next week I hope.

I think they're operating on the frog mamya. I'm sure I saw Alfie in your bag as usual.

[ladyalex]

Hello, lady-janine...missed you earlier...