Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.
The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.
The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.
Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:
A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)
Other than my suspicions about LiK....we must also consider the possibility that the Home for the Bewildered next door have infiltrated (again) and deliberately blocked our loo with codnoms
There once was a girl, I'll call gness.
Her knickers were the silkiest best.
As to her cotton-lined gusset,
full of tenrec's specs and coloured russet.
Tony our plumber, well he knows all the rest!