Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.

The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.


The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:

A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)

[ladyalex]

Do you mean to tell me that you are stealing items from my stores to put into the raffle, LiK ?
Your Direct Debit will be amended in the morning....

[Lie-in King]

Good night, miss ttfn - safe journey :-)

[ladyalex]

Good night , Ena.
it was lovely to see you back.

Try to behave yourself so that you are not rusticated again.

[owdhamer]

Our maid used slide down the bannister and something would whistle Annie Laurie.

[ladyalex]

♪ Maxwelltown Braes are bonny ♫

[Lie-in King]

M'lady, I assure you it was from my personal stock of useless items, I have no need to steal yours

[DTCwordfan]

The Bard shall say goodnight to all to go and watch the Scalelectrix on the goggle box....

[ladyalex]

All my items are useful, LiK.

It matters not...I have already given instructions to increase the Direct Debit.
These are tough times for us all and I have to make ends meet somehow.

[ladyalex]

Good night, DT. Thank you for your odes and your company.
See you next week again I hope.


I wonder if we could institute a position of 'rhymester' that would involve Direct Debits ...hmmmm interesting...

[Lie-in King]

Good night DT, enjoy the ikkle cars.

As you will, m'lady - I shall arrange to sell another organ to cover the cost...

[owdhamer]

Would you like to hire my boy Percival Longprong as security to deter lik

[ladyalex]

Just remember to stick to organs that you have two of, LiK.

Well, the time has come for me to go to bed too.
Good night everyone and thanks for all the laughs.
See you all next week, if we're spared :-))

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear, I missed Ena going too...
Night Dt and Milady.

[nungate]

I have some mousetraps in my reticule which I could lend you as a deterrant from pauchling among the household stores Milady

[Lie-in King]

One organ at a time is all I can handle, m'lady - the churches have started to lock their doors as well.

Good night, m'lady.

[Mamyalynne]

oooh are we having a recital.

[nungate]

A recital? The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had.........not that kind of recital then?
Organs? Oh kaaaay!

[lady-janine]

thank you all for a lurverly even. regret i shall not be with yonext week as i will be on holiday for a few days. that is if i am not blown away by the gales or drowned in the floods.

[Lie-in King]

Good night, miss lady-j - have a lovely holiday :-)

Early closing tonight, there's a lot of stock that needs taking down in the cellar - anyone seen Matron?..

[BigMac]

There is the best part of 250 answers before me. I can't remember why I came here >>> was I going up or down the stairs???
Good night all.