Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The doors of Nungate Towers have again been thrown open to welcome all of the Mad Over Fifites out there in AB land. Tonight's tailcock will be the "November Noggin" a spicy warming brew, just right for a cold, wet and windy November night. Also on offer are our usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" we have "All in " casserole - who knows what might be found in there, dumplings? Well, maybe......
On the pudding trolley is Plum Duff and custard. The minstrels will be playing pontoon in the gallery, our favourite band The Tone Deafs will be playing in the Great Hall. We have a special guest performing in the Music room, Flamenco Flo and her poodles. Such fun.

For tonight's roflI have: 1 Spartak Moscow shirt (trampled)
Bag of catnip
Jar of odd buttons


Welcome one and all who dare enter here

Carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

there's brilliant Shetland gin and vodka with this - well worth tracking down as a chrissie pres if you have boozers in the family: http://blackwoodsgin.net/

[tonyav]

Thank gawd for that maam, if any should try to enter have them tasered.

[Psybbo]

Tut tut QoM, we were expecting a catwalk at least

[Psybbo]

Just waiting for a reply, DT

[nungate]

I'll ar hat inmnd DT, but I am the only gin drinker in the family! QoM has forsworn the falling down waters (in any form) Best Bel. doesn't imbibe either and extended family are all into other spirits - will save that one for myself, still waiting for a trip to Waitrose for the Sipsmiths..

[tonyav]

Good evening qom, wot no killer heel shoes ?. is sailor boy gonna be home for Christmas.

[nungate]

Sheesh, this keyboard is really beginning to tee me off

"I'll bear that in mind" - is what is ought to have said, I think the vowels aren't speaking to the other keys tonight!

[queenofmean]

were you even 'looking' at what you were doing mamman. I may pop them on later Sibton, maybe have a dance around the ballroom with Tony LOL

[nungate]

Yes sweetie, I was, I do touch type as you well know without looking at the keys but sometimes what appears on the screen is missed by me as I type quite quickly as you well know.

Everyone will know when you put the shoes on - they don't half clomp!

[nungate]

little too much repitition up there ^ sorry!

[tonyav]

Don't tread on my toes in those for gawds sake, qom.

[Psybbo]

I really want to win Tony's rotor arm, nungate, can you fix it?

[nungate]

I can fix anything Sib...................or else I can improvise it if I can't fix it

[queenofmean]

so do i, but i still know what I'm typing :/

[tonyav]

Have you lost the one that you removed earlier, sibo lol.

[queenofmean]

hahaha....nungate...a little help here....have i ever stood on your toes whilst we danced? Tony your safe :)

[nungate]

Well, there was that time......... seriously she hasn't stepped on my toes but she has caught my finger in a car door! Tony I would advise that you keep an eye on your fingers and forget yout toes

[tonyav]

Okey Dokey then qom, your on. quickly searches for steel toe capped boots, doh gness has still got them.

[DTCwordfan]

someone tripping the lights fandango, QOM...... be careful of tone, he likes to dance on the hoof.....(and three lowland scotches, well, he might just have his kilt on.)

[nungate]

But is he wearing his baggy y-fronts with the loose elastic DT? (thank you Victoria Wood for that line!)