The doors of Nungate Towers have again been thrown open to welcome all of the Mad Over Fifites out there in AB land. Tonight's tailcock will be the "November Noggin" a spicy warming brew, just right for a cold, wet and windy November night. Also on offer are our usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" we have "All in " casserole - who knows what might be found in there, dumplings? Well, maybe......
On the pudding trolley is Plum Duff and custard. The minstrels will be playing pontoon in the gallery, our favourite band The Tone Deafs will be playing in the Great Hall. We have a special guest performing in the Music room, Flamenco Flo and her poodles. Such fun.
For tonight's roflI have: 1 Spartak Moscow shirt (trampled)
Bag of catnip
Jar of odd buttons
suggest you keep your dirk behind your sporran, tony, as we are in the presence of Ladies.....young ones at that! And the fact that you are in Victoria Woods baggie shorts, elastic waistband or not, under a kilt tells a lot, though it must be said the Black Watch wear keks under their tartan when there is a Queen of Mean on the Throne, so she isn't embarrassed if the wind catches their tartan and exposes them.
How the Black Watch got to watch QoM on the throne is another matter all together.