Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Here we are again, another Saturday and we at Nungate Towers throw open the doors to all Mad Over Fifties.
For your delight and entertainment, tonight the Minstrels are back in the gallery playing madrigals and fugues, later they have promised us their own interpretation of the greatest hits of the Nolan Sisters - such fun! We also have the Freuchie Formation Dancers performing in the Ballroom. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Blizzard" reflecting the current weather conditions around the Towers. In addition to the customary, horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight the Hot Plate Special will be individual Chicken Pot Pies, for pudding Scoff has excelled himself and has travelled far and wide to bring us Baked Alaska (made with ingredients from that great state!)
In the rofl for tonight, I offer Last Year's Advent Calender (doors all opened)
bag of used batteries
1 ski
roller skates (one wheel missing)

A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter here

Sleighs at midnight

[tonyav]

If your cold Daisy come and snuggle up with me.

[nungate]

With your literary skills DT, your version would inevitably be an improvement!

[excelsior-1]

Nice move tony

[tonyav]

and saucier, nungate lol.

[Mammar]

I tried out those portals that Mr Potter uses but the soot used to play havoc with me chest so I'm back on the penny-farthing now. If you're not in the ditches, they're superb for seeing over the hedges

[tonyav]

Watch and learn, excel lol.

[nungate]

mmmm, my thoughts exactly Tony bit I'm too much of a lady to suggest it (blushes coyly)

[DaisyNonna]

Hope you win the pen Nungate, it comes with the ink cartridges.
Which vollyvont do you recommend?

[Psybbo]

Humph, back to factor

[nungate]

Have you lights on the penny farthing Mammar? If you have trouble in the dark we could send you home in a sleigh, and deliver your transport to you later

[DTCwordfan]

The AB railtrack is twenty miles away,
And Saturday is loud with foolish and idiot voices speaking,
Yet there isn't a train goes by all day
And I hear Ed's suspension mods' whistles shrieking.

All Nungate Towers evening there isn't a train goes by,
Though the night is still for tailcock drinking and dreaming,
But I see the chimney cinders red on the sky,
And hear the Towers' boilers steaming.

Our hearts are warm with the MoFC friends we make,
And better friends we'll not be knowing;
Yet there isn't a Southern Rail train we wouldn't take,
No matter where it's going.

Not even Lothian.

[tonyav]

I know nungate, thats why me being the Ahem gentleman that I am did it for you.

[nungate]

Try the chicken with mushrooms Daisy, made by these fair hands. I sometimes venture into the kitchens to assist with the preparations for these soirees

[Mammar]

Oo if you're having a volley vong, help yourself to one of my chocolate coated pickled onions. It'll complement it beautifully and Nungate won't mind having a few less riffle presents, I'm sure.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou Tony. Would hate to cool your ardour.

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, They sound Delicious Mammar, could I possibly try one please.

[tonyav]

Daisy with a loverly girl such as you, then that would be impossible.

[Mammar]

I do have lights and many other up-to-date gadgets such as brakes and a saddle. However, your offer of the sleigh is very tempting. Would you mind asking Igor to fill the bucket up to the top for me, then? And pass me a straw as I find that makes it appear a little more refined x

[Mammar]

Feel free, Daisy. I did 'em myself. Cried for weeks.

[tonyav]

Would you like a swizzle stick with that, Mammar.