Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Here we are again, another Saturday and we at Nungate Towers throw open the doors to all Mad Over Fifties.
For your delight and entertainment, tonight the Minstrels are back in the gallery playing madrigals and fugues, later they have promised us their own interpretation of the greatest hits of the Nolan Sisters - such fun! We also have the Freuchie Formation Dancers performing in the Ballroom. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Blizzard" reflecting the current weather conditions around the Towers. In addition to the customary, horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight the Hot Plate Special will be individual Chicken Pot Pies, for pudding Scoff has excelled himself and has travelled far and wide to bring us Baked Alaska (made with ingredients from that great state!)
In the rofl for tonight, I offer Last Year's Advent Calender (doors all opened)
bag of used batteries
1 ski
roller skates (one wheel missing)

A warm welcome is extended to all who dare enter here

Sleighs at midnight

[nungate]

Thanks for that Excel, just about to get to my favourite bit with Bones in the loos protesting!

[tonyav]

With pleasure, Daisy.

[polar-bear]

Hello all, hope you are all OK. For the ruffle I have :

A cherry yoghurt.
A box of fruit pastilles (minus the black ones).
Another flea collar.

[DaisyNonna]

Fugue, an altered state of consciousness, running away, from the Latin. Rather like hearing the Villa results each Saturday.

[DTCwordfan]

The Enterprise 1701-D
Has stopped here at this AB planet so we can see
Alpha Beta (Kettering), the home of Excelsior
And pretty soon they'd all be sayin' hey he'll be wealthier

Because a while ago this wasn't the place to be
Because of the fgt crystalline entity
If we were there, it'd eat you and me
You see it eats living things like ABers and trees

And on this planet they found a brother, tony-goat-snore
He was just like Excelsior, 'cept for he could do more
He could speak in contractions, and Excel could not
Get it right, he's a gness android, not a shed robot.

Well as it turns out, tony was Excel's AB twin
And all but humber sloopy on her ship gave in
Everything was going perfectly until Tony
Gave Excel something, made him fall off his spaceship pony.

Well it was Excel and Tony fighting in cargo bay 4
Until sloopy and Dr. Sqad walked right through the door
Excel threw tony onto the goat-transporter pad
And Sqaddo beamed him into space with all the Ibuprofen that he had.

[Psybbo]

do my eyes deceive me or is that a hubble bubble

[tonyav]

I must say the minstrels are doing a good job covering the Nolan sisters greatest hits. Another bucket for me if you please maam and one in a ladies bucket with a cherry in it for Daisy please maam.

[nungate]

Good evening Polar Bear, I doubt you'll need to use the refridgerated aprking space for your 'berg tonight! Shame about your rofl entries, I like the black
pastilles best. Drink? Igor will fetch you a glass or a bucket, whatever you prefer

[tonyav]

Good evening polar. can I park your berg again tonight.

[nungate]

Did Villa play today Daisy? I hope it was a good result. My boys did well, won 5-1 against Athletic Bilbao - I'm as happy as a sand boy

[DaisyNonna]

A cherry! How precious.

[DTCwordfan]

hi polar, how is the Arctic tonight?

[excelsior-1]

Well that was quick DT.
I did not expect one so soon .. You are indeed operating at warp speed tonight -. Thank you.

Hello polar-bear

[DTCwordfan]

(hee - just something silly....)

[polar-bear]

Hello DT, I don't know about the Arctic but it is very cold here in Kent, Of course you can park the berg Tony. It could do with a wash as well if you like.

[tonyav]

Yes nungate Villa did play today, 1 -1 draw against QPR.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh yes. A draw. Still mourning the loss of Martin O'Neill. Small mercy, my grandfather was a lifelong Sunderland supporter.

[tonyav]

No problem polar, I'll get the power washer out.

[tonyav]

Things ain't been the same since Martin O'Neil went has it Daisy.

[excelsior-1]

Food and drinks are excellent tonight .. My compliments to you, ladies.