Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings from Snowy Nungate Towers.
A warm welcome awaits any Mad Over Fifty who braves the elements this cold winter night. For your entertainment this evening we are finally able to have the Ice Skating Gala, postponed from last week, so it's everyone down to the frozen lake later this evening. For tonight's hot plate special we have that old favourite Potage Bonne Femme - yes we managed to find another good woman! In addition, we also have a heartwarming hot pot, and the usual offerings of volly vonts and horses doovers and on the pudding trolley is a clootie dumpling with lashings of lovely custard!
In addition to their usual samplings of madrigals and toccattas, the minstrels will be playing a selection of Alice Cooper's greatest hits, and a small chamber orchestra have secreted themselves in the garden pavilion to provide the music for the ice skating. Also on offer by the lake will be mulled wine and all manner of hot drinks. Tonight's tailcock the "Snowglobe flurry" will only be available within the Towers as it is a somewhat potent brew, and we do not wish any of our guests to be seeing pink penguins within the Towers' grounds.
For the rofl we have an interesting selection of snow shovels and gritting salt

Sleighs ordered for midnight.

[DaisyNonna]

Which dance would you prefer? We could ak the minstrels to play whatever you want.

[Psybbo]

Hey, hello QoM, you've had a good day?

[murraymints]

thanks tone..hic..groan...lurve yoo tone..hi c.....think i should go home...you won't ..you know sob sob.....that woman..her...hic...sob..what about the goats.....think of the poor...hic..goats.....

[nungate]

Igor, buckets if you please........................quickly!

[DTCwordfan]

No need to worry, sparkles, peeing is far more entertaining - you could have got frostbite tonight down there..

[queenofmean]

I think we need a sleigh for minty

Hey Tony and Sibton - had a cracking day thanks never better :)

[tonyav]

I'll phone for a taxi for you minty, you have no worries on that other score.
Mmmmmm, how about a Rumba Daisy ?.

[tonyav]

Great stuff, qom.

[Mammar]

A generation? Coo, won't that melt the ice a bit quick? Are you providing life jackets for us what wants to risk a turn round the lake, then? I think they would protect us more than the cushions.
Has anybody gone in yet?

[nungate]

The ice is very thick, Mammar, and there is little danger of it thawing out again much before Spring.
Just look out for the penguins though.........

[queenofmean]

Mummy dearest.....see in your post about going down at Rayo...I think you shall find it was Real Sociedad :/

[DTCwordfan]

In five inches?

[DaisyNonna]

DT what a gentleman you are. How courteous.

[murraymints]

see you at..hic..home..sob....I was gonna do the balero for hic you..in my pink sparkly thong costume...waaa.....hic...

[queenofmean]

Deffo Tony - nothing could have been better

[nungate]

Daughter dear - Mummy is traumatised - first loss since when exactly?
April? (well in the league anyway)................

[nungate]

Ooooh Daisy are you and Tony gonna dance a rumba? The dance of Lurrrve? don't let Minty catch you

[tonyav]

Keep the Pink sparkly thong on minty, I'll be back soon !.

[queenofmean]

We are both traumatised - you by football, me by small screaming blue murder children and you yelling at the telly box -Igor - can we have 2 buckets of the TC

[tonyav]

Certainly are nungate.