Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time once again for Nungate Towers to open the portals for the meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties.
For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne, with rice and cornbread, and of course the customary nibbles, volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a choice of Treacle sponge and custard, or Sherry Trifle (heavy on the sherry)
The tailcock of choice this evening will be the "Nungate Sling" an interesting variation on that classic, Singapore Sling (a particular favourite of mine) The Minstrels are back again in the Gallery and tonight they are returning to their usual offerings of Madrigals and toccattas, though later on they have promised to play for us their own take on the greatest hits Boxcar Willie - could be interesting as I thought something like that would require some antiseptic, however,...........
For your further entertainment, that wonderful pair of dancers, Clarke Ruffle Horrid and his delightful dance partner, Tessie Tura the Tottenham Twirler will be giving us a dance exhibition in the ballroom followed by one to one instruction for any member wishing to take their first steps into the Terpsichorian Art. Also on offer are donkey rides down by the lake, sad to say that there can be no rally car racing round the track tonight as we are awaiting the delivery of a new rally car, since Queenie managed to write one off doing hand brake turns and ended up having an argument with a tree (she lost, so did the car....)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is ready for any unwise souls willing to jump, as always the bowling alley is primed and waiting. Igor has his chains all buffed and is standing by to welcome our guests.
Murraymints has sent her apologies, owing to an urgent family matter she will not be joining us this evening (the pink sparkly is being held by Belle in the Ladies Retiring Room awaiting her return).
Be assured a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight.

[DTCwordfan]

Lady J......

the problem was that the Chef went west there.....

[tonyav]

I am liking your uncle DT :-)

[DTCwordfan]

The Morecambe Town Council were really upset about that incident; so much that they closed the Promenade down - the defensive seawall had a few chinks in it.

[DaisyNonna]

lj, no it's not an Apple.

[lady-janine]

oooops daisy sorry mac

[lady-janine]

don't get your tusk out to me. i'm just a paper doll with nowhere to go and it's a cold balck night round here. come on baby we are sisters of the moon.

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, may I help you? You have been so busy tonight. If you pour the buckets I could hand them around.otherwise withdrawl symptoms will occur

[tonyav]

If I told you about my life, it would keep you amused I'm sure.

[Igor61]

No thanks Madam, I can manage, anyway here comes Plant to help me......had a bit of a late night last night, I had to go clean out the hot tub - that Vim gets everywhere!

OK Plant, I'll take the flask you take the buckets.......

[DTCwordfan]

do you have a few spare psychiatrist couches hanging around, nungate?

we are in for a long night if tony gets gabbing.

[nungate]

My apologies, the staff are a little slow this evening, they shall have the proverbial boot up the b*m tomorrow at the staff meeting - thay can air any grievances then ......


honestly, you just can't get the staff these days

[tonyav]

LOL, just a few lyrics from an old song DT.

[lady-janine]

oooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooo DTC is tony deskie in drag?

[nungate]

Spare couches? There might be one or two in the green drawing room in the north east wing.....

[lady-janine]

okay. i've got my coat and i'll see myself out before tony kicks me out.

[DaisyNonna]

May I have another sling and a plate of volleys? It's a long time until breakfast.

[tonyav]

Ah the weekly staff Botoxing nungate lol.

[excelsior-1]

good evening

back home now, i hope everyone has had a good time

[DTCwordfan]

spare the thought, Lady J.

If he is, then he'll be dispatched to sloopy's poop-deck.

[tonyav]

Oi, how very dare you lj lol.