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Time once again for Nungate Towers to open the portals for the meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties.
For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne, with rice and cornbread, and of course the customary nibbles, volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a choice of Treacle sponge and custard, or Sherry Trifle (heavy on the sherry)
The tailcock of choice this evening will be the "Nungate Sling" an interesting variation on that classic, Singapore Sling (a particular favourite of mine) The Minstrels are back again in the Gallery and tonight they are returning to their usual offerings of Madrigals and toccattas, though later on they have promised to play for us their own take on the greatest hits Boxcar Willie - could be interesting as I thought something like that would require some antiseptic, however,...........
For your further entertainment, that wonderful pair of dancers, Clarke Ruffle Horrid and his delightful dance partner, Tessie Tura the Tottenham Twirler will be giving us a dance exhibition in the ballroom followed by one to one instruction for any member wishing to take their first steps into the Terpsichorian Art. Also on offer are donkey rides down by the lake, sad to say that there can be no rally car racing round the track tonight as we are awaiting the delivery of a new rally car, since Queenie managed to write one off doing hand brake turns and ended up having an argument with a tree (she lost, so did the car....)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is ready for any unwise souls willing to jump, as always the bowling alley is primed and waiting. Igor has his chains all buffed and is standing by to welcome our guests.
Murraymints has sent her apologies, owing to an urgent family matter she will not be joining us this evening (the pink sparkly is being held by Belle in the Ladies Retiring Room awaiting her return).
Be assured a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
Carriages at midnight.
For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne, with rice and cornbread, and of course the customary nibbles, volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a choice of Treacle sponge and custard, or Sherry Trifle (heavy on the sherry)
The tailcock of choice this evening will be the "Nungate Sling" an interesting variation on that classic, Singapore Sling (a particular favourite of mine) The Minstrels are back again in the Gallery and tonight they are returning to their usual offerings of Madrigals and toccattas, though later on they have promised to play for us their own take on the greatest hits Boxcar Willie - could be interesting as I thought something like that would require some antiseptic, however,...........
For your further entertainment, that wonderful pair of dancers, Clarke Ruffle Horrid and his delightful dance partner, Tessie Tura the Tottenham Twirler will be giving us a dance exhibition in the ballroom followed by one to one instruction for any member wishing to take their first steps into the Terpsichorian Art. Also on offer are donkey rides down by the lake, sad to say that there can be no rally car racing round the track tonight as we are awaiting the delivery of a new rally car, since Queenie managed to write one off doing hand brake turns and ended up having an argument with a tree (she lost, so did the car....)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is ready for any unwise souls willing to jump, as always the bowling alley is primed and waiting. Igor has his chains all buffed and is standing by to welcome our guests.
Murraymints has sent her apologies, owing to an urgent family matter she will not be joining us this evening (the pink sparkly is being held by Belle in the Ladies Retiring Room awaiting her return).
Be assured a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
Carriages at midnight.
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OK Excel, we'll give you a few minutes to settle.
What's with these goats I keep hearing about? Do I have goats on the estate that I don't know about? I have a llama, an alpaca and of course Spot the Zebra, the carriage horses, some reindeers, the walruses who came down for the walrus wanging - they never left - there are some sheep in the fields and a variety of other livestock and of course the cats but goats?
must talk with the estate manager I really ought to have an inventory of all the livestock around here
What's with these goats I keep hearing about? Do I have goats on the estate that I don't know about? I have a llama, an alpaca and of course Spot the Zebra, the carriage horses, some reindeers, the walruses who came down for the walrus wanging - they never left - there are some sheep in the fields and a variety of other livestock and of course the cats but goats?
must talk with the estate manager I really ought to have an inventory of all the livestock around here
Very tiring counting sheep Daisy...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ok Good night DT sleep well.
It's Rofl time!
Tonight's winnning number is: Puce
who has a puce ticket?
the winning colours are:
7
22
19
39
43
As always prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of the winning tickets#
rats! I wanted those piston rings................
Ok Good night DT sleep well.
It's Rofl time!
Tonight's winnning number is: Puce
who has a puce ticket?
the winning colours are:
7
22
19
39
43
As always prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of the winning tickets#
rats! I wanted those piston rings................
