Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Is Queenie watching speedway, nungate ?.

Good evening Daisy, Dt, minty and Brenda Grrrrr.

[nungate]

We'll stretch a point for you Spikey.......since you have been good about returning Mintys pink sparkly on numerous occasions......nice water feature by the way....................Is it new?

[tonyav]

Ah a new vict errr I mean member ILS.

[nungate]

Yes, she managed to lure her dad away from the football to watch upstairs.
The Barca v Levante game is nothing special really, though Fabregas finally found the back of the net - Villa missed a penalty in the first half!

[tonyav]

ILS, keep your gob shut about the water feature !.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks, nungate. Goes well with this Freshwhatsit.

[tonyav]

They'll still win nungate.

[nungate]

without a doubt Tony, if we win all the matches left in La Liga, we are on course to break 102 points this season - a record which would beat Real Madrid's tally of 100 points last season.

[DTCwordfan]

Aquafresca es una cosa - usted tiene un cubo de Rioja por favor, un poco de por favor

[DaisyNonna]

Isn't it always in the same place nungate? Makes it awfully difficult for the goalie if you keep moving it.

[nungate]

Igor, go find the Tapster please and ask him to bring up some bottles of Rioja from the cellar for DT

[murraymints]

Brenda this rice stuff here look ...it will fit through the wire and glug the water stuff to wash it down.....slurp...vollys are yummy....Tony Tony there you are !! Have you been good while I was away ? Have you ?.... I'll be checking the film from the barn later did you milk the Nanny this time ? Billy really didn't like it when you tried to milk him you know !! Here look after Breda while I go change into my new sparkly....this one's been on a few days now....need to freshen up a bit.....Brenda ..no don't do that to tone....put him down.....she gets flashbacks to Liverpool empire tag bouts...thinks you're the terrible tone from Trafford !! Brenda...NO.....won't be long tone...slurp...belle belle....

[tonyav]

Good luck to Barca then, nungate.

[society]

Hello beautiful mad people :) xx

[DTCwordfan]

Mucho thankos......

[DaisyNonna]

Non capisco DTC. But I'll join you for a glass of Rioja.

[nungate]

Match over, final score Barca 1, Levante 0 all in all a pretty poor performance by Barca, they certainly didn't set the heather alight on the plus side, Eric Abidal played for the full match - his first after the liver transplant! Things will have to improve for the Bayern game next week

[tonyav]

Oi minty, don't leave me here with that Brenda, the last time you did that I had to have 3 months in traction !.

[tonyav]

They will do well to beat Bayern I think nungate.

[nungate]

Well DT, I've had to dig out my Spanish dictionary, I'm a bit rusty through lack of use! Did you want a white rioja or the red?


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