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nungate | 19:08 Sat 20th Apr 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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Mmmmm, I think I'll order some DT.
Fankles are so uncomfortable, Igor. You are doing a splendid job. Brought my wand. Do you have a wish?
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For dissin' mi jugadors.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OpOYGt4Sss
Oh - got some prizes for the rofl, nearly forgot.....

1 plastic stethoscope
1 bra, 42 HHH got too small for me - ideal for nesting birds perhaps
I black stocking (other draped around chandelier in bedroom.....)
1 naughty nurses outfit
1 black lace basque size 8-10
think I'm going to go sit in the snug by that fire
Madame Daisy, I thank you but I have everything I need, I just like time to polish me chains to keep 'em lovely and shiny, and Madame is very good at allowing me time to do this....
Hey ILS, are you going to model your roffle prizes for the lucky winner ?.
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well Queenie if you are going to turn up late for an event, whatcha expect?
We're not fawning over your late appearance, everybody else more or less managed to get here on time.....
They are beautiful Igor. If only everyone would take such pride in their appurtenances! Another aguathingummy if you please.
Brenda..slurp.....here...they're dancing...viva espania.....remember that holiday in Majorca ? Ooh takes me back....Manuel on the balcony...slurp..he was nice...pity about the fall...it was a fall...those orrible ossifers..guns they had ! Glug...anyway....we're off to sunny Spain......eh viiiiva......
Igor, me un cóctel buen hombre llevar ...um please?
You knew I was going to be later but I had a nice time none the less. I shall just take myself and my cold and your tissues off to my chambers and watch a dvd
Oh gawd, quick Igor plan B, she's at it again.
leave the thong behind, minty; otherwise expect a visit from the Spanish doctor, one Doctor Eqipo

(the spanish for squad is equipo)
Hey Queenie, stop getting all crabby and come and join us.
...puff puff..bit worn out now..you too Brenda ? ....let's go sit down for ..slurp a bit....listen to the nice..hic..muzak........have you heard it's in he stars.....join in Brenda..Well hum along then ! Next July..hic..we collide....
No Tone, thought you could!
I would Tony, but I'm not really sure if I'm in the mad mood tonight, I'm choked :(
Won't fit me ILS !.


Whats the matter Queenie ?.
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Whaddaya mean MY tissues queenie? If you've run out leave mine alone, I have a bit of a cold too I need 'em as well!


Tony, let her go, she's been like a bear with a sore head all day!

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