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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
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It's him Brenda ..it is..hic I'm sure...have to make hic a run for it....here tie this lackey band to your leg....we'll ..do a Sundance and Burch Cassidy over the edge...hic and swim for the far end..of the beach...I know a wee hut we can hide in...glug...tuck this bottle down your frillys...one ..two..three...juuuuuump....
The Tarnsman of Gor Book 1 (adapted)
The Nungate laughed and slapped her thigh. "You would have me believe that she is of High Caste," she said. "She is probably the girlfriend of a goat keeper."
"Great Nungate," I spoke up, "forgive this she-tharlarion. Her boyfriend was a goat keeper by the swamp forests of Walsall, and he did steal her, but she begged him to take her from the village Auld Reekie. She foolishly ran away with him, thinking he would take her to Walsall, to dress her in jewels and silks and give her quarters in the high Anglia cylinders. As soon as they left her village, he put the bracelets on her and took her to Bristol, where she will tend his goats as well as him."
The revellers laughed uproariously, Igor loudest of all. For a moment he was afraid that Qom was going to announce that she was the daughter of the Ubar-Mac Macvenus, preferring possible impalement by sparkly thong to the insult of being considered the offspring of a goat keeper.....
To be cont.
The Nungate laughed and slapped her thigh. "You would have me believe that she is of High Caste," she said. "She is probably the girlfriend of a goat keeper."
"Great Nungate," I spoke up, "forgive this she-tharlarion. Her boyfriend was a goat keeper by the swamp forests of Walsall, and he did steal her, but she begged him to take her from the village Auld Reekie. She foolishly ran away with him, thinking he would take her to Walsall, to dress her in jewels and silks and give her quarters in the high Anglia cylinders. As soon as they left her village, he put the bracelets on her and took her to Bristol, where she will tend his goats as well as him."
The revellers laughed uproariously, Igor loudest of all. For a moment he was afraid that Qom was going to announce that she was the daughter of the Ubar-Mac Macvenus, preferring possible impalement by sparkly thong to the insult of being considered the offspring of a goat keeper.....
To be cont.
Hello MBHen hwo are you? Confused?
Fankle - Scottish word think muddle
Jugadors - Spanish word for players (footballers ardent fans of Barcelona FC dwell in Nungate Towers)
Brenda is a wrestling friend of Minty's who has her down to be "notified in case of accident" it was to her sick bed she rushed to last week.
Hope this clarifies matters. Drink?
DT I am intrigued. I used to have a penpal who lived in Walsall....
Fankle - Scottish word think muddle
Jugadors - Spanish word for players (footballers ardent fans of Barcelona FC dwell in Nungate Towers)
Brenda is a wrestling friend of Minty's who has her down to be "notified in case of accident" it was to her sick bed she rushed to last week.
Hope this clarifies matters. Drink?
DT I am intrigued. I used to have a penpal who lived in Walsall....
