Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[nungate]

Tony, methinks thou art being a little obtuse it wasn't Pete but possibly a variation on another male name given a feminine twist

[MyBlackHen]

Mammar, you have to buy the special ones, those with the magic lolly stick.

[Igor61]

The search party have not been able to locate the runaways Madame, well at least not yet, blowin' a bit of a hoolie out there.....

[MyBlackHen]

Robyn perchance ?

[DaisyNonna]

Yoga classes at Pool Hayes school were a hoot. The carpet was so dusty.

[DTCwordfan]

Paula me thinks............

But then it could have been Pedro, the Spanish transvestite.......

[MyBlackHen]

BRB, now the bloody FlapCat has caught his wings on the fence. grrrr

[MyBlackHen]

Service is poor here, still not been offered any comestibles. :(

[nungate]

Oh dear you are having a bit of bother with your livestock aren't you MBHen?
Maybe a sheepdog?

She most certainly wasn't a Spanish transvestite DT

[tonyav]

Phillipa I think nungate ?.
Used to play football on Pool Hayes comp playing fields sometimes Daisy, and frequent the Milestone pub New Invention.

DT, you would like it at New Invention, there is a place called Poets Corner there !.

[tonyav]

She most certainly wasn't a Spanish transvestite DT

Most certainly wasn't, if it's who I have in mind.

[Mammar]

So far I have investigated stock purchased from Asda, Sainsburys, even Iceland (that was a long trip and very few people on the roads) but not one with instructions.
The roffle:
A badge saying " I

[Igor61]

Would you care for some nibbles? There is a buffet in the small dining room, and there is tapas available at the bar in the Great Hall.....

Can I top up your bucket?

[DTCwordfan]

Is that a pub? The Poets Corner that is.....

[Mammar]

Gasp!

[MyBlackHen]

This is what happens Your Nungateship, when you opt for the more unusual pets.
The pegasus is very laid back, and no problem at all.

[Mammar]

I've been cut off in me prime!

[MyBlackHen]

Finally, fooooooood. Thank you Igor, I was almost wasting away here.

[tonyav]

No DT, an housing estate !.

[Zacs-Master]

Is there any musical entertitty-tainment tonight?