Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[nungate]

Painful Mammar!


I have llamas, an alpaca and a zebra named Spot among the animals here at thre Towers - my llama brought his entire family down from the Trossachs to live with us..

[MyBlackHen]

Well, I must be away, you know how it is.
Hope I can come back to visit again :)

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all - apologies for my lateness

For the riffle tonight I am bringing a selection of first edition books from the library at Overall Manor.
Common Diseases in Animals by Ann Thrax
The Spaghetti Cookbook by Al Dente
The Cosmetics Bible by Rosie Cheeks
An Analysis of Apathy in the Chinese Community by Hu Cares
Fishing for Beginners by Rod Enreel
A Critique of Handel's Messiah by Ollie Looyah

[tonyav]

Yes Zac, Bing Crosby's greatest hits, played by nungates minstrels.

[nungate]

mmmm Zacs there is entertainment tonight but perhaps not of the kind you are seeking.........................try The North Pole further down the road you might find what you are looking for there....

[tonyav]

Good night MyBlackHen, hope to see you again.

Good evening mrs overload.

[nungate]

Hello Mrs O. - the best for last I always say! Such delightful goodies for the rofl, I may have to get around to drawing that soon if I can prise best beloved from his musings I shall ask him to perform the draw....

Drink?...............................Igor?

[Mammar]

I'll try again
A badge saying "I

[mrs_overall]

Good evening tony. Been behaving?

[nungate]

Ooops. Where are my manners, good night MBHen see you next time, good luck rounding up your livestock!

[mrs_overall]

Good evening nungate. What a magnifcent evening dress. I would never have thought of combining those colours....

[Zacs-Master]

(Zacs gets his coat and shuffles off into the cold night...a lone tear running down his cheek)

[tonyav]

My behavior has been has expected mrs overkill !, I'm afraid that minty may have had a bucket to many though and now she and her friend Brenda are missing .

[DTCwordfan]

Ok all and sundry - night to all, and help Igor pick up the em's ties and swill the bockets down......polioshing of the silver ones too....no arsenic on mine, tarnishes it so bad that it looks like a coal bockett.

A fair evening to all and thanks to Nungate for her legendary hostility......

[mrs_overall]

Hello and goodnight DTC

[DTCwordfan]

Goodnight and Hello, Mrs O.....

[queenofmean]

I feel sorry for Zac - Zac....do you want one of My Kleenex?

[tonyav]

Good night DT.

[Mammar]

Strikes me it didn't like my heart symbol :-(
A badge saying "I heart Brenda"
A cracked jar of Swarfega
A recycled egg box
A set of false nails (0nly one missing)
A freshly ironed copy of the Daily Telegraph dated 1666
And an Asda carrier full of assorted chocolate wrappers, all well licked

[nungate]

Was I hostile DT? You ought to know me well enough that most of what I say is tongue in cheek!
Good night - tiene sueno?