Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

Carriages at Midnight

[tonyav]

Good evening, hippy chick.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening queenie and friends. Sorry not to be on time but my watch demised and had trouble unpacking the new one.
For the rifle I have, 2 empty half coconuts (birds really enjoyed the suet), A cowrie shell, A dinosaur plaster (outgrown), Small padlock with even smaller key jammed in it. A straightened paperclip.

[queenofmean]

I'm not sure DT but we do have a Burnt one.

Wowza :)

Erm....only if you can guarantee they won't float to the side and cause damage to the pool and its users Sloopy

[mrs_overall]

QOM, I don't think you realise the celebrity (not me, another one) you have in your midst.
Murray "The Mauler" Mints was Female World Wrestling Champion form 1984-89

[tonyav]

Evening Daisy, missed you last week. How did your birthday go ?.

[tonyav]

Yes minty has a errrrrm very firm grip !.

[DTCwordfan]

straightened paper clips - can make ear wax shovels out of them.

[queenofmean]

Good Evening Minty of course you and Brenda can have a LIIT I shall have Chubb bring them over you can take a jet ski later and get her to France

Good Evening Daisy...not to worry about the lateness, we've all been there once.

Ah right mrs o sadly I didn't grace the planet until 88 so was a bit before my time

[DTCwordfan]

for daisy

[murraymints]

There you are tone !! I'll get the suit cleaned after Brendas little problem is fixed !! Look Brenda ..there's that model wummin ..the one in Vogue...we saw it at the doctors when I took you to get your dislocated shoulder put back ! No body slamming tonight ..remember what doc said....another long island I think...slurp...sausage roll Brenda ?? No voly vonts ! Here drink this and sit down over there behind the Barbie..Got to keep low ...

[humbersloop]

good evening soul boy

takes a very, very deep breath and waits for the flashing blue lights

I need to repair to the kitchen, where the lovingly prepared casserole has been removed from it's pot and stuffed in a pan on boil for 20 mins


how much drink have you got in this gaff QOM??

[DaisyNonna]

Lovely birthday thankyou. Received amodell to make of a Halifax bomber and the book of the story of Les Miserables from stage to screen. And the DVD. Taken out to dinner and a fabulous Indian takeaway in the same weekend. Chocolate birthday cake with candles and raspberries.

[queenofmean]

Sadly no VV's Minty I'm afraid.

Erm....quite a lot I think Sloopy - the resident Mixologist made it.

Sounds like you had a lovely Birthday Daisy - many happy returns :) x

[tonyav]

Sounds like a lovely birthday weekend Daisy, didn'y relise that you liked model making ?.


Oi Minty, whats that mate of yours Brenda doing wearing my best suit ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou queenie and thankyou DT for the exploding cake. Much appreciated.
Shall I serve myself to a Long Island or has Chubb got it covered? He may like the padlock.

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, there's lots you don't know about me.

[murraymints]

For the roffl...half a bottle of Harvey's Bristol cream sherry
A yard of jaffa cakes...Well 18 inches anyway
A second hand priest's cassock
Pair of Jesus sandals size 9
Prayer book...bit damp and dog eared

Will there be sausages ?? Love a sausage ! These island things quite nice...just take another and one for Brenda ! Slurp...slurp....

[queenofmean]

More than welcome Daisy, he's on his way over now with your Iced Tea. Yes I rather think he might be keen to have the padlock

[tonyav]

Pssssst queenie, does he want me to pick that padlock ?.



I'd bet on that, Daisy.

[queenofmean]

he say's yes Tony he would appreciate it very much