Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

Carriages at Midnight

[DTCwordfan]

A sip from my Long Island Ice Tea
Thinking for a first kiss from Sibs or Daisy that I had to leave
As my Bardic senses exploded for more in need
The taste rum pleasing, just orally sensual indeed
Raptured in my thoughts beyond tony's yellow car
Touching what I shouldn’t have these Nungate Towers too far
Into MoFC fantasies as my poetic heart went numb
With crazy excitement feeling AB dumb
Excel shares us with his spicy thoughts
Speaking on all so mrs overall personally wrought
Sloopy on her Humber day, sail sheets in her hand
QoMs dream in bed her BF's nautical love her to land
But this is still yet a naughty dream
Me, I have nothing to regret or ream
I blame all on the Igor's Long Island Ice Teas
That can drive me into these crazy MoFCantasies

[tonyav]

Right queenie, no problem.


Another bucket for me I think. Mmmmmm, think I'll have a couple of those inciner er I mean well done sausages of the barbie as well.

[queenofmean]

Help your self Tony....I'm just going to go find some cheese for my burger, do you need anything? Does any one want anything while I'm in the Towers?

[murraymints]

Hot dogs !! 4 please..onions no mustard...just have another tailcock while you cook them Chubb...slurp.....sand gets everywhere doesn't it ?? Brenda ! Brenda no...you stay there ..no swimming....remember that's tonys best suit ! Here shove that down yer neck...have another tailcock !! ...no we can't dance ...Yes they are good..no I don't know who Peggy sue is !! Slurp....

[tonyav]

Very good DT, I like that.


Hey queenie I thought that you would be in Cardiff for the speedway racing this weekend ?.

[excelsior-1]

the sausages are delicious, tony

belated greetings to daisy and DTC

[tonyav]

Hey minty, take it easy with those onions, you know what happens otherwise !.

[excelsior-1]

i'll give you a hand, queen

[tonyav]

Yeah, I'll have some cheese if you don't mind please, queenie.

[DaisyNonna]

Lovely tailcock. So sorry Igor is not here tonight. I promised him a stick of rock. In the event I could not make up my mind so bought two. One, pink, traditional mint, one yellow, fruity. Both acquired in Poole after a fabulous
bacon sarnie on the quay.

[tonyav]

Bacon sarie mmmmmmmmm.

[queenofmean]

Thank you Excel, I doubt I could bring all that cheese down on my own and all the towels and marshmallows for later.

He got called up last minute Daisy to participate in a trial of new Silver Polish (you know how he is about keeping his chains clean)

Tony....CHEESE no its next week Tony, this time next week my brain will be thinking bed mode but really be en route from the Stadium to the Restaurant for dinner.

[DTCwordfan]

Another Loch Long Island Tea please.....

[queenofmean]

Tony...do you think we should hook the rubber rings up to the Jet Ski's?

[murraymints]

Brenda...listen...a bit later when it's getting dark...and they're all busy dancing and that...we can jet ski to France !! I'll drop you off...you can go to Berthas place near the superstore in Calais..I'll get back before anyone knows we've gone ! Here have another island thingimabob....slurp slurp....fancy a burger ?

[queenofmean]

Coming right up DT :)

[DaisyNonna]

Tony you are so visceral!

[queenofmean]

Minty....the burgers are lush highly recommend them

[DTCwordfan]

No good for me, a jet ski couldn't hold the boxes of wine that I would want to buy in Calais....

[queenofmean]

could make several trips DT