Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

Carriages at Midnight

[lady-janine]

oh bother i've got to go and do something. summoned by phone. will be back later. xxxxx

[excelsior-1]

of course

gets matches out and strikes

[Mammar]

Thank you, Excel. I did notice how shiny it was when I popped in for supplies. I feel generous, I shall donate them to the party. We can melt the Mars bars down and dip the marshmallows in

[queenofmean]

Yes lets have a song or two.

I'm not sure LJ but its worth a shot.

Minty....Minty....come sit over here close to the fire and warm up, Tony will bring your bucket of Iced Tea over when he comes with his and his hot dog.

ppppsssssst Tony...TONY...your up

[tonyav]

Right are we all seated comfortably ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssnzq6CgGZY

[queenofmean]

Thank you Excel....I don't like Matches or Hot things really

[tonyav]

Tony replaces half of minty's tailcock with water.

Here you go minty my little sweetie, heres your tailcock.

[Mammar]

Minty - those aren't normal goosebumps! They're the size of those bumps on the pavement at the edge of a pedestrian crossing. Put a cardi on before you freeze

[Mammar]

Alternatively, let's give her a bowl of cream and she'll shake so much it will whip it up and we can put it on the marshmallows too

[Mammar]

(Is it just wistful thinking but I'm sure can I smell those hotdogs in real life)

[murraymints]

Here Brenda...hic...slurp....by the fire...Thanks Tony ...slurp..here this tastes funny...I'll just change it ...must be hic...off or..hic..something...oh they're playing our song tone....troo lurrve ways.....hic....been join in !! ...trooo lurrrve.....da da da....slurp !!

[tonyav]

Good idea mammar, Mmmmmmm whipped cream.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Tony, that was fun. Used to be Bagheera in a cub pack. Something else you didn't know?

[queenofmean]

Darn....shes spotted the H2O

[tonyav]

Noooooooo minty, don't change it, theres nothing wrong with it. I'ts a special one I mixed just for you.

[tonyav]

Well Daisy, what an interesting lady you are, full of surprises.

[queenofmean]

He did Minty, he was having a quick crash course with the Mixologist on how to make it for you, please enjoy it you'll hurt his feelings if you change it

[DaisyNonna]

And you Tony, what are your secrets?

[Mammar]

Gracious! She's lightly pickled but still noticed it was different. Reminds me of the Princess and the Pea story. Tone - you reckon she's a Princess in disguise?

[murraymints]

Here ..hic..Brenda....don't look now.....over there behind that..hic..boat....it's him !! The ossifer....he's found us...gotta get you away....you'll be..hic...banged up forever if he gets you !!...hic.....let's go for a paddle....casually stroll...then we'll get the jet ski...hic...