Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers. After opening up this meeting of the MoFC, I'm afraid I shall have to retire to my chambers as Queenie has thoughtfully shared her cold with me and I feel rotten. (thank you Queen)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the Royal Ascot (since I've been there in spirit since Tuesday) and the Hot Plate Special comes from the great institution that is Giovanni's Fish, Chips, Pizza, and Mafia Safe House! Giovanni is bringing us the full range of his menu, there will be everything from Cod and chips to white pudding suppers, and a full range of Italian Ice creams to boot! (myself I fancy some tutti frutti - might help my sore throat) The Minstrels are back in the gallery, warming up their usual selection of Madrigals and Toccattas, and later in tonight's festivities they will break out their own tribute to Iron Maiden (heavens preserve us!)
The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, and the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is springy and awaiting anyone who fancies jumping into the abyss, as always the race track is available for members use, the park and surrounding grounds are available to all members of MoFC as are the swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) the lake with it's rowing boats and the maze (keep turning left!)
I'm sure Igor and maybe Queenie will be on hand to assist any members with any difficulties or questions. I may pop in later in the evening depending on whether or not the lemsips have the desired effect.


Carriages at midnight.

[Mammar]

Daisy, are you going metric? I'm still fighting the evil day off. My carrots still grow in lbs and ozs

[DaisyNonna]

How lovely Igor! Thankyou for going to so much trouble and do thank Scoff for me. When you have a moment another tailcock would just hit the spot.

[Igor61]

You're welcome Madame Daisy, I shall have Simpkins fetch your drink at once, he's in training you know try not to spill anything Simkins, have a care

[queenofmean]

Tony, I want all my layers taken out ie I want my hair back to one length, sort of styled, layers put back in, not sure if it needs thinned I rather suspect it does and something done about my fringe or lack there of. I'm not too sure I have an idea or 2 in mind so will show them to my hairdresser and he usually gets creative from there

[tonyav]

Ah, so Simpkins is your apprentice then, Igor ?.

[Mammar]

Queenie, may I suggest the "Basin and Scissors" look?
It always worked for my Mum

[queenofmean]

I think I might pass on that one Mammar, reminds me of Howard off BBT

[tonyav]

I have an idea or 2 in mind so will show them to my hairdresser and he usually gets creative from there

Good luck with your hair ideas then queenie, however I see that your hairdresser is a male, is he errrrrrrrm you know !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaisyNonna]

At the tinkling of my bell
Let nungate feel rather well
When I clap my hands just so
May her aches and pains both go

[Igor61]

I'm not sure, Tony Sir, Madame just says she wants him trained in all aspects of Towers duties, he may end up as my assistant though ..... he wasn't at all successful when he was in the kitchen, broke a lot of dishes and upset Scoff and he cut his finger, and scalded his foot .... silly duffer

[DaisyNonna]

Good luck queenie. My fringe is now chin length.

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm, sounds like you may have problems with the training then, Igor.

[queenofmean]

Thank you Daisy :)

Erm no Tony he isn't his son is exactly a week older than me

[DaisyNonna]

How about your hairdresser Tony?

[tonyav]

My hairdresser is a she, Daisy.

[queenofmean]

My current fringe is past my chin and is about equal length with some of the current layers in my hair. I had to 'train' my fringe to sit a certain way....nightmare!

[Psybbo]

Thank you Igor and queenie, off to get changed and meet factor

[DaisyNonna]

Definitely not going metric. Just guess these days, seems to work.

[tonyav]

off to get changed and meet factor


Hang on, whats going on here ?.

[queenofmean]

I think it means Sib is getting into something more suitable and is going to meet Factor Tony