Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers. After opening up this meeting of the MoFC, I'm afraid I shall have to retire to my chambers as Queenie has thoughtfully shared her cold with me and I feel rotten. (thank you Queen)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the Royal Ascot (since I've been there in spirit since Tuesday) and the Hot Plate Special comes from the great institution that is Giovanni's Fish, Chips, Pizza, and Mafia Safe House! Giovanni is bringing us the full range of his menu, there will be everything from Cod and chips to white pudding suppers, and a full range of Italian Ice creams to boot! (myself I fancy some tutti frutti - might help my sore throat) The Minstrels are back in the gallery, warming up their usual selection of Madrigals and Toccattas, and later in tonight's festivities they will break out their own tribute to Iron Maiden (heavens preserve us!)
The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, and the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is springy and awaiting anyone who fancies jumping into the abyss, as always the race track is available for members use, the park and surrounding grounds are available to all members of MoFC as are the swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) the lake with it's rowing boats and the maze (keep turning left!)
I'm sure Igor and maybe Queenie will be on hand to assist any members with any difficulties or questions. I may pop in later in the evening depending on whether or not the lemsips have the desired effect.


Carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm, I thought so DT, in that case then follow Daisy's instructions !.

[queenofmean]

Igor the clue is in the name 'Ancient Family Retainer' don't think you are going anywhere fast....and thanks for that one mum! Can I have no secrets?

[Mammar]

Mmm I feel that particular child deserved to be called that at times.

[Igor61]

If it's used enough maybe it'll get into the the dictionary oooh!

The young Miss invented a good one she calls an accelerator an excelterator, or she could be just mangling the language, she does that a lot

[lady-janine]

sibs i have noticed that this is not the first time you have commented on my habits. is there something about them that you dislike? do you wish that i change completely?

[tonyav]

LJ, keep that habit, please. Ohhhhh I do love a naughty nun.

[Psybbo]

Lady_j, as an ex convent school girl, odd memories

[DaisyNonna]

Yes indeed Tony. She is now writing another book Leading Sire, again featuring the dastardly Rupert Campbell-Black. Can't wait!

[tonyav]

LOL, your a naughty gal, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

I have my moments (and my memories).

[Mammar]

We could have hit on something here, Igor. If we combine our words we could merchandise a range of 'aggranoying whooozers' and, this time next year, we could be millionaires!

[Igor61]

A new sort of vuvuzuela as it were Madame Mammar? They might be banned!

[DTCwordfan]

The other hero in the book, hung like a detergent bottle, is one Tony Goatsman-Beanwhipped.

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
I have my moments (and my memories).

Ah yes Daisy, Canada !.

[Mammar]

Daisy! I'll bet you've read those Grey books, too!

[tonyav]

I like the sound of that character, DT.

[DaisyNonna]

Not b****y likely. I have my standards.

[DTCwordfan]

should see Tony's book, "50 Shades of Grey Paint," Mammar...a colourful read it is.

[Igor61]

I received a book called 50 Sheds of Grey for my last birthday - most informative. Madame has allowed me my very own shed in the grounds you know

[Igor61]

I call it the Far Pavilion