Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers. After opening up this meeting of the MoFC, I'm afraid I shall have to retire to my chambers as Queenie has thoughtfully shared her cold with me and I feel rotten. (thank you Queen)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the Royal Ascot (since I've been there in spirit since Tuesday) and the Hot Plate Special comes from the great institution that is Giovanni's Fish, Chips, Pizza, and Mafia Safe House! Giovanni is bringing us the full range of his menu, there will be everything from Cod and chips to white pudding suppers, and a full range of Italian Ice creams to boot! (myself I fancy some tutti frutti - might help my sore throat) The Minstrels are back in the gallery, warming up their usual selection of Madrigals and Toccattas, and later in tonight's festivities they will break out their own tribute to Iron Maiden (heavens preserve us!)
The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, and the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is springy and awaiting anyone who fancies jumping into the abyss, as always the race track is available for members use, the park and surrounding grounds are available to all members of MoFC as are the swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) the lake with it's rowing boats and the maze (keep turning left!)
I'm sure Igor and maybe Queenie will be on hand to assist any members with any difficulties or questions. I may pop in later in the evening depending on whether or not the lemsips have the desired effect.


Carriages at midnight.

[Psybbo]

I'll try to lure him back

[queenofmean]

Anyways Tony.....you will possibly get a brief moment of my company in Sept LOL - I'm worried about telling Minty

[lady-janine]

sorry to be late attending.

may i suggest a hot toddy to help with the cold.

for the ryfle i have:
empty paint can;
a bundle of hedge clippings;
a huge pile of ironing
left over (but very tasty) gravy.

hope these are satisfactory.

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening all, the Bard staggers in, one empty wine glass, a cork and a beer barrel for the party.

So what's been happening - time for a read through.

[queenofmean]

Not a problem lady J :)

I'm tempted to offer that blinking boiler for the rofl but would be my luck I'd win it back!

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, perhaps I should take Simpkins off your hands for a few weeks. I could help to educate him. He had a lovely smile when he delivered my ttailcock.

[queenofmean]

evening DT :)

[lady-janine]

hi queenie. hope you are well.

[queenofmean]

I'm not too bad Lady J, you?

[tonyav]

queenofmean
Anyways Tony.....you will possibly get a brief moment of my company in Sept LOL - I'm worried about telling Minty


Oooooh I'll let you tell her then, queenie lol.

[Psybbo]

hi lady_j, good to see you should we change habits?

[tonyav]

Good evening lj and DT.

[Igor61]

Madame Daisy, I think that would not be possible, I'm hopipng to keep him as a minion, I think the likes of me ought to have a minion or two about the place. Who knows he might even be good enough to merit a chain sometime in the future, it took me many many decades to earn mine ... Besides, I'm not certain what Madame's plans for him are .. yet

[Igor61]

Good Evening DT Sir, your drink ........

[DaisyNonna]

What a shame Igor. Must admit to being rather bored at the moment.
Do let me know if I can help in future.
What time is the Iron Maiden tribute?

[queenofmean]

Awww no Tony, she'll literally 'string' me up with that Sparkly thing!

[tonyav]

No you'll be fine queenie, I'll have a talk to her !.

[Mammar]

Minions? Don't talk to me about minions? I want one

[queenofmean]

meeeeee tooooooo Mammar

[Igor61]

Madame Daisy, I haven't a clue as to the band of wasters in the gallery! They please themselves, I don't know why Madame puts up with them. They keep swanning in here week after week with their dire tunes, I do know they weren't to be here for that ball, she had something better lined up. rinnnng rinnng
rinnng You must excuse me, I think Madame would like her lem sip now, perhaps I shall take her up a toddy and a jar of vaporub