Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Well here we are again at the doors of Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
On tonight's agenda, it's a case of anything goes!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on the North Tower for anyone wishing to indulge, (the mini bar up there has also been replenished) Both swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) are available for members use, as is the lake where the rowing boats are moored. Down at the beach the bathing huts are open and a barbecue has been set up for any members who fancy a bit of cooking alfresco.
Back within the confines of the Towers, the minstrels will be in the gallery as always, playing madrigals and toccatas, and in the ballroom our favourite local band, the Tone Deafs will be playing a selection of music for dancing.
Tonight's Tailcock the "Centre Court" conjures the Championship at Wimbledon in a glass - strawberries and cream, Pimms and pizza plus a few other selected ingredients known only to it's creator! On our Hot plate Special we have Queenie's favourite, Farmhouse Pasta (we went to a lot of trouble finding just the right farmhouse for this dish) on tonight's pudding trolley, we have pancakes with cherries jubilee, and ice cream. As always there will be a selection of volley vonts and canopies and sundry nibbles.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[Mammar]

No thanks, Nungate, I'm going to go in off the big diving board and the force of the water will get rid of the stain (like that stuff on the tele that makes stains vanish) but I shall not lose my undercrackers as me corset will hold 'em on

[tonyav]

http://cars.uk.msn.com/features/celebrity-cars/tennis-stars-and-their-cars#image=16

Couple of photo's with Nastase in on this link.

[nungate]

Usually yes, DT but with Nasty's skill not to mention Jimmy Connors as "wing man" 6 were used .... bow ties and bubbly notwithstanding!

[DTCwordfan]

A bucket of your finest please, Igor......

[Igor61]

Your bucket DT Sir, I see Madame has been going on about her tennis watching - did she mention that she thought the Albert Hall smelt like the physics lab at her old school?

[DTCwordfan]

a fine evening was had by all....my last time there was for a pop concert there, Bob Dylan if I remember well.....

[nungate]

ah those were the days Tony, my youth - oh how I wish I'd kept him chained in the cellar when I had the chance sigh

[Mammar]

Evenin' DT.
would you like some grated chocolate on your strawberries?
I've looked for some squirty cream but can't find any, thank goodness.

[DTCwordfan]

I have a tub of the finest Cornish clotted cream here under my Bardish robe, mammar.......if you care to sample over your finest strawbs, picked from the wet-facing fields of Cupar.

[tonyav]

nungate, that Ford Capri in one of the pics is almost identical to one I once owned ( sob sob I loved that car) a Jade Green Mk1 3000 GT XLR.

[nungate]

I could ask Queenie to whip a batch of Chantilly cream? She's really good with the old whisk, and she gets the cream to just the right consistency....

I wonder if I could ask her to make another of her strawberry gateaux with Chantilly cream

[Mammar]

Oh yum. I do love a good dollop of cream on my favourite fruit. Nothing else compares to these lovely little red fruits.
Well, perhaps grapes
Or rasps

[tonyav]

I've looked for some squirty cream but can't find any

lol, thats C'us I've nicked it.

[nungate]

Tony, an old flame of mine had two Capris if I remember rightly, one of them was a JPS all black and gold ..

[Mammar]

(Passes Tone a big lump of Cadbury's to cheer him up)

[queenofmean]

Erm.....I would Mammar, but it might take me a while to find me foots

[Mammar]

Tone! Put that aerosol down! It's full of chemicals and E numbers and it's been nowhere near a cow!

[queenofmean]

Mum, I might consider it!

[nungate]

don't consider - DO!

[Mammar]

My daughter puts that muck on her mince pies at Christmas.
Ruins a good tart, too
(Make of that what you will)