Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Well here we are again at the doors of Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
On tonight's agenda, it's a case of anything goes!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on the North Tower for anyone wishing to indulge, (the mini bar up there has also been replenished) Both swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) are available for members use, as is the lake where the rowing boats are moored. Down at the beach the bathing huts are open and a barbecue has been set up for any members who fancy a bit of cooking alfresco.
Back within the confines of the Towers, the minstrels will be in the gallery as always, playing madrigals and toccatas, and in the ballroom our favourite local band, the Tone Deafs will be playing a selection of music for dancing.
Tonight's Tailcock the "Centre Court" conjures the Championship at Wimbledon in a glass - strawberries and cream, Pimms and pizza plus a few other selected ingredients known only to it's creator! On our Hot plate Special we have Queenie's favourite, Farmhouse Pasta (we went to a lot of trouble finding just the right farmhouse for this dish) on tonight's pudding trolley, we have pancakes with cherries jubilee, and ice cream. As always there will be a selection of volley vonts and canopies and sundry nibbles.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[nungate]

Ah yes, the plaque, Igor has delegated the polishing of the plaque to his minion Simpkins, he's around here somewhere ... though the last time I saw him he was down on the beach setting up the Barbie ...

[tonyav]

Good evening Meg, lol JPS = John Player Specials ( ciggerettes ).

[tonyav]

Oh yeah a beach barbie, great stuff.

[nungate]

Good evening Meg, can I have Igor fetch you something?

[DTCwordfan]

sorry about that, one long phone call.....and where we with the cream...?

[Igor61]

just coming, Madame, do you like your tailcocks in a glass or a bucket?

[nungate]

I think we were about to smooth it all over Simpkins ... if we could find him DT

[excelsior-1]

i have brought some cream

[Meg]

Thank you Nungate, a large glass of whatever is on offer will go down nicely.

Surely the JPS was a Ford Capri, please stop confusing me Tonyx

[DTCwordfan]

hi excel and meg........

[tonyav]

Ok Meg, won't confuse you anymore. x

[Igor61]

I wasn't sure how you would like your drink Madame Meg, so I brought you one of each a glass and a bucket - enjoy!

[tonyav]

I would like another bucket please, Igor.

Mmmmmm, strawberrys and cream also I think.

[Meg]

Thanks Igor, most enjoyable......

Meg now asleep under the table.

Dreaming of a Ford Capri.

[Igor61]

That might take a few minutes, for strawberries and cream I'll have to go speak to Scoff

[Mammar]

I'm back. Did anyone miss me? I thought not.
Oh at last, the pensioners are on at Glastonbury. Those Primal Scream people were less than pleasing
Ok, I admit it, I'm just a grumpy guts

[tonyav]

Meg, if I'd have known you a few years ago I would have taken you for a ride in one of mine, with pleasure.

[tonyav]

Yeah I missed you Mammar, fancy some more strawberrys.

[excelsior-1]

i wondered where you got to, mammar

join me in the water?

[Mammar]

I would, indeed, Tone.
With proper cream, of course, and I am so happy to see the little ruby darlings I declare the Chocolate Cupboard open to all. Help yourselves. You can't miss it cos the glow of the shiny plaque is lighting up the corridor.
(Nungate, if you're fixing the raffle tonight, those tubs of cream . . . )